Binderize

To take sheets of hole-punched paper and put them in a binder

Darryl loves to binderize after a long day of sorting intervention forms

by binder-god June 5, 2013

blind donkey

1. noun. slang. A person, male or female, who has just had an ejaculation of semen shot onto their face, either intentionally or accidentally, resulting in either temporary blindness or the appearance of blindness for the recipient.

2. verb. slang. The act of ejaculating semen onto a person's face, male or female, either intentionally or accidentally, in such a manner as to render said person to become temporarily blind or appear to be blinded by semen.

1. After a long, drunken night, John was a blind donkey, with cum dripping off his face.
2. As Tim was angry with his boyfriend, he gave him a blind donkey.

by bdj August 25, 2013

blind romance

Being in love with the idea of being in love

The man suffered from blind romance, similar to snow blind

by NoOneAtAll0 September 21, 2013

blind hem

Using ones sewing machine whilst under the influence of alcohol.

Hey, what do think of my new work trousers? I took up the length last night after a few beers. I can do an awesome blind hem!

by heidim November 19, 2014

blindão

A tough man,a man that can resist the daily routine of gym and working and studying ,or someone whos "bulletproof", also a brazilian rap/workout music from "bonde da estronda".

"Oh man he's so blindão."

"Yeah, he can handle the schedule of a man who's workout and works every day even without time to do both"

by hu3hu3brbr June 24, 2015

Blinded by the Hetero

When someone is just too straight to see how hot somebody is.

Crystal was too blinded by the hetero to admit that Katy Perry is sexy as fuck.

by pineapples8264 April 12, 2016

blinderfull

An absolute hybrid of wonderful and blinding.

Anyone from South London would take this as a new approach to the old mundane "Blinding".

When you're sitting on the sofa with your mate, skint. All of a sudden your lottery numbers match the numbers on the T.V. And that is a Blinderfull moment.

by DUBKINGS August 30, 2016