blind chef

A blind chef is a person who cooks delicious food, but never tastes it.

Person 1: Wow! How can someone cook so well without tasting their food?
Person 2: I guess they're a blind chef

by thegillaman September 20, 2014

Blind PlayThrough

“Blind playthrough” refers to people playing video games for the first time where they are “blind” to what happens in a game and react to the story as it unfolds.

xQc is playing this game without knowing anything about it, he's doing a "Blind PlayThrough"

by Jeepeetout May 9, 2022

mini blind

when a facial goes wrong and hits a girl in the eye!

my gf is scared of getting mini blinds!

by ur dumb November 29, 2004

change blindness

Change blindness is a psychological phenomenon that occurs when a change in a visual stimulus goes unnoticed by the observer. The reasons these changes usually remain unnoticed by the observer include obstructions in the visual field, eye movements, a change of location, or a lack of attention. The brain regions that have been observed as active during change blindness are the prefrontal lobe, the fusiform face area, the pulvinar, the cerebellum, the inferior temporal gyrus, the parietal lobe, and the frontal lobe.

For example, an individual fails to notice a difference between two images that are identical except for one difference. That is change Blindness.

by NextNapoleon September 17, 2013

blind egyptian

Another name for a fried egg inside a hole in break
Aka: Eggs in a basket, frog in a hole, etc.

Friend 1: "Would you like a frog in a hole?"

Friend 2: "what's that"?"

Friend 1: "a fried egg in the center of bread."

Friend 2: "oh my family calls that a blind egyptian . I'd love one!"

by The Suspense November 13, 2017

donkey blind

When you roll over in bed and your partner is stood up and he has a massive boner over 10" and it pokes in your eye = donkey blindness.

Mate what happened? Barry made me Donkey Blind.

Ow I cant see, Im Donkey Blind
Can you pass me the salt please, Im Donkey Blind
Wheres the light switch, I cant see, Im Donkey Blind
Babe you need to drive tonight, Im Donkey Blind

by Minkin Grinkin GGs February 22, 2018

Height Blindness

Being blinded by a man’s ugly face because he is taller than 6’2

I thought he was cute from across the bar but once I got up close I realized I had serious height blindness

by CrustyBitch June 1, 2019