Smithy banter

Gaining copious amounts of banter or laughter from someone of the forename or surname 'Smith' Usually ending in said Smith becoming popular or well known in the bater and comedy world.

"I had some proper laughs off James last night!"
"James Smith?"
"Yeah he's got some Smithy banter going on"

by Kate Winslut October 2, 2011

Hymen-Binder

Hymen-Binder is the female equivilent to a cock-block.

Coming from the words hymen, symbol of a womans virginity, and bind, meaning to constrict.
'to constrict a womans sex'
hymen-binders come in many forms, from needy friends, to jelous guys, and even a womans period can be considered a natural hymen-binder

my ex-boyfriend is such a Hymen-Binder

Jessica is a Hymen-Binder

by omgwtfbbq_hymen-binder October 12, 2010

cheeky banter

When your having banter with the lads preferably outside nandos, and the banter is extremly witty and funny to cheeky for your average geezer

Guy 1: My mum got mad at me for calling my sister spunk monkey so i started just calling her gooch cauz it funny.
Guy 2: Thats some cheeky banter that m8

by Pickledgooch December 1, 2016

Banter

A twat

Banter came along but he wasnt wanted because he is a twat

by razorragemode February 26, 2015

banter pie

A peice of banter so well crafed and executed that it becomes more than just banter.

"boss this is some quality banta tonight,"
"yeah its banter pie mate, sweet banta pie!"

by Vaughanie July 15, 2006

arch bishop of banterbury (Pope)

Some one who is the arch bishop of banterbury (Pope) who may be a retired pope who likes lots of cages in his cuboard
also tom james of monmoth boys school is the pope

FBI: Run children!
POPE TJ: Im coming children!
CHILD: ahh the arch bishop of banterbury (Pope)!
POPE TJ: Get on the ground

by loltrainia November 4, 2011

google binder

things that we think are at the end of your shoe laces, they are great they stop your shoes laces from going poopy!

"my google binders are the shizz yo!"

by libz an em June 11, 2006