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bustin beeber

a new form of sex were the male participant sings bad pop songs with an apple in his ass whale fucking a woman in her ear. then after eats 5 burritos from taco bell whale masturbating at said taco bell and reading from the bible
hey honey I want to do a bustin beeber tonight
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Beaverlodge

A small, grungy town in northern Alberta which is known for its gratuitous amounts of narcotics, trampy women, constant gusting winds that turn a nice, sunny day into a miserable one and, most importantly, its giant beaver statue.

People will only ever live in Beaverlodge for one of two reasons: (1) to make money (which is generally in abundance because nobody actually wants to be there) or (2) because they're too poor to leave. This often occurs because people are bored and resort to narcotics for recreational purposes.

While utterly depressing and generally the most uninteresting place you'll ever see, the few people who are able to maintain a relatively healthy level of sanity while living in Beaverlodge are able to do so through the enactment of downward social comparison, i.e. comparing themselves to the people of Wembley, Horse Lake, and Hythe -neighbouring communities.
Beaverlodgian: "Oh... My... Gosh... I hate my life. I think I'll go end it upon that needlessly ugly giant beaver statue".

*A Wemblian, Horse-Laker, and a Hythian walk by*

Beaverlodgian: "Well, I guess Beaverlodge isn't THAT bad... Maybe I'll just go snort some coke instead"
by JPaps December 20, 2010
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beaver floss

When a girl's pants are so tight you can read her lips. Also known as Camel Toe and Zipper Muffin.
The Gynecologist told me I should cut down on the ol' Beaver Floss
by Ryan March 13, 2005
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beaver

"Leave It to Beaver" TV-Series 1957-1963

family sit-com with:

Barbara Billingsley (June Cleaver)
Hugh Beaumont (Ward Cleaver)
and, of course, the eponymous:
Jerry Mathers (Theodore 'Beaver' Cleaver)
usually notable for "the filthiest line in a sit-com":

Barbara Billingsley was asked about June Cleaver's remark,

"Ward, don't you think you were a little hard on the Beaver last night?"

The TV mom replied, "I don't remember saying it, but I must have, I''ve seen it on t-shirts."
by bob "a" September 2, 2005
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beaver canyon

John went white water rafting down Janes beaver canyon.
by Minges and all! April 15, 2003
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beaver belch

Another term for a queef. It is the emission or expulsion of air from the vaginal region during the commission of a sexual act. Also known as vaginal flatulence or "pussy tooting".
"Did you hear about Odgers?"
"No, what happened?"
"He totally got beaver belched on last night!"
"Wow that's embarassing..."
by wooglinfrowned March 13, 2014
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Smushy Bushy Beaver Box

An alliterative term for an Icelandic woman's slightly fuzzy gaping pudenda.
'Man, that smushy bushy beaver box smelt very fishy'
by Anarcha May 17, 2009
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