Beginnerd

Beginnerd: Someone who is just starting at some activity (sports, chess, checkers...) but is way too good, way to soon

This kid scored 500 points in his first game of scrabble... What a beginnerd

by Headcircus September 9, 2010

behind bars = behind bars

In other words, if you hang out too long on da local pub-stools tossing down tall frothies, you will likely end up "cooling off" in jail after participating in one or more drunken brawls, staggering about in public, committing an OUI offense, etc.

Ethan Couch's infamous drunk-driving event didn't even happen as a result of his being in a tavern --- i.e., he boozed it up while partying at a friend's house --- but he still wound up in a similar "behind bars = behind bars" situation.

by QuacksO November 22, 2019

Scratch Yoda Behind the Ears

The act of masturbating to Star Wars, especially the non-human actors. As seen on iSketch.

Person 1: Awe man, I was watching Star Wars last night. The Twi'lek got me so hot, I had to Scratch Yoda Behind the Ears.
Person 2: *Just looks at Person 1 Awkwardly*

by SexyJonesy March 1, 2012

wet the bedingfield

Daniel Bedingfield

I can't sing

by DYKESY May 19, 2003

mi bebito fiu fiu

mi bebito fiu fiu is the motto of a secret terrorist organization. if you ever see somebody that says this, please report to the police agency of your country.

some guy: mi bebito fiu fiu
another gui: mi bebito fiu fiu

by francisco franco bahamonde August 8, 2022

Beginner's Fuck

Not to be confused with beginner's luck, beginner's fuck is when a virgin, male or female, just happens to be a complete fucking stallion their first time having sex.

Alexis: He knows my body better than I do... Holy shit.
Rusty: Huh... Must be beginner's fuck.

by muem March 16, 2014

peaches behind the pole

code word for someone ultra sketch who creeps you frequently. someone who lurks, is obsessed, see also creeper

that guy is totally creeping you. lookout PEACHES! PEACHES BEHIND THE POLE!

by tech stine January 2, 2009