Market Basket

the place where your hopes and dreams die

“Yeah i went to shop at Market Basket, I saw a homeless man eating a whole cucumber, my day was ruined”

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alabama clam basket

A bunch of foul smelling redneck lesbians in an orgy

Dude, did you see the hags in that alabama clam basket over there?

When a guy puts his testicles in a girl's vagina.

Will talked Molly into doing eggs in the basket

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The disregarded worry stemming from sleeping with a promiscuous woman who hasn't been tested.

I knew she'd been with a lot of men, but I couldn't resist. I was white-knuckling the basket through the entire session.

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When you are eating out your girlfriend when she is on her period and a blood clot slips into your mouth

Bro, i was eating out my chick and I got a secret fruit basket.

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When you have an orgy with many inter-racial people of whom you are related to

I sure loved the Mississippi fruit basket last thanksgiving

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When you stick both your testicles in a woman's vagina.

"Last night when I was with that girl, I put my eggs in the basket."

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