tag badger 

In BF2142, the Russian Tag Badgers hunt in groups, but since there's only one dogtag per victim it often ends in a fight between the tag badgers. They are very elusive.

Reginald: How did you die?
Andrew: I was ambushed by tag badgers.

tag badger by Stealth Clobber April 20, 2007

Septic Badger 

A person who picks their butt for crap flakes and saves them up to eat later.

Guy 1: What do you want to eat?
Guy 2: Oh, I'm fine. I just ate all the crap flakes I'd saved up this week.

Guy 1: Oh my god, you septic badger...

Septic Badger by Serjeh Somogath March 5, 2010

Retarded Badger 

Darren O' Callaghan

Darren O' Callaghan is a Retarded Badger of epic proportions

Retarded Badger by Steven.E.M May 28, 2011

Midnight Badger

A cheeky run of food in a restraunt

can i have a midnight badger

Midnight Badger by rogermcdoger July 22, 2012

spaz badger 

1. A person that is truly a fucking idiot.

"Mike, kick the ball you fucking spaz badger"

spaz badger by Xx_Sniperpro_xX July 9, 2016

Money Badger

The Money Badger is the most gangster animal in the animal kingdom.
It just takes what it wants, and has no regard for any other animal whatsoever.
Nothing can stop the Money Badger when it's patrollin.
The Money Badger does the work, and all the other animals just get the scraps.

Those boys just rolled through here like Money Badgers!.They don't give a shit!

Money Badger by C. Money Badger June 23, 2016

Red Badger 

A red badger is a man with no penis, they're often making bad jokes.

Person 1: Did you hear about Dylan?
Person 2: No, why?
Person 1: Some girls were saying he's a red badger.

Red Badger by FloralSkies23 June 9, 2017