Bus driver

A bus driver is the kindest types of people who commit a selfless act of protecting you from a unsafe travel home. These people are often not appreciated or thanked for their kind selfless act, though deserved to be thanked when getting off the bus.

Bob: The other day I got an A+ on my math test.
Everyone: Wow you`re so smart.
Tom: The other day I gave a homeless person a house.
Everyone: Wow you`re so generous.
Me: I thanked the Bus driver.
Everyone: (gasps) kneels before me and worships my greatness.

by DotKoak July 9, 2018

bus daddies

Men on public transit that will try to pick up unsuspecting female-bodied people. Possibly equivalent to discount sugar daddies.

All three of my bus daddies helped my friend and I get back on our feet after a terrifying encounter with a reverse bird.

by reversebirddaddy2.0 July 24, 2018

bus driver talk

Bus driver talk is essentially another word for small talk, the type of talk that if you're listening close by just embarrasses you and makes you want to die.

Look at those two teachers who hardly know each other doing bus driver talk as if they were good friends!

Jack is doing bus driver talk with Anne and trying to hook up with her.

by Trucker T-Rex August 15, 2018

Bus pusher

A bus pusher is a term used for a group of golfers who due to the complete incompetence of their bus driver were forced to push their minibus a distance of many miles because the driver was too short (sighted) to recognise that the fuel gauge was showing a dangerously low level of fuel. The passengers that day should have known not to trust the bus driver. He has previous instances of incompetent behaviour including doing a u-turn on the A90 while travelling at approx. 60 mph and not recognising that the big steel floating objects in Aberdeen harbour were actually boats.

John: I really don’t think you have enough diesel to make it back to the airport, there is a filling station up the road here I really think you should stop and put a fiver of diesel in

Casey: I agree with my fellow front seat passenger and expert navigator John, I would recommend stopping for a quick drop of diesel, we definitely don’t want to run out before we get there

Back seat passengers: We agree with the 2 intelligent & handsome men in the front Jimmy, make sure you don’t run out of fuel.

Jimmy: A fuck it we will be alright, we’ll chance it.

Jimmy: (a couple of miles later) Ah Jaysis lads we’re after running out of diesel, how did that happen?

Willie: You’re nothing but a useless Bollix Jimmy, now we will all have to get out and push

Frank: I’m going to have a smoke and walk behind the bus, I don’t want to be a bus pusher

by The Navigator October 9, 2018

Bus driver bob

A certified Paedophile

You see that man, that’s A Bus driver Bob

by ieattheovaries May 12, 2019

Bus driver

Back burner bitch

Bus driver

by Fishbreath1957 April 16, 2019

Bus Grab

To move from place to place and never settle; always looking for the next quick fix

Person 1: “Are you leaving again?”
Person 2: “Yuh”
1: “You’re just trying to follow these road trip guys having a good time, what a boat grab”
2: “No it’s not like that, I’m just doing this for me”
1: “Oh so it’s a bus grab, you adrenaline whore”
2: “Don’t give me that”

by Bus Man July 27, 2019