A sexual act in which the customer lays under a glass coffeetable and looks up through it, while their partner defecates on the top. How some people find this stimulating I'll never know.
Also can refer to the same positioning with a coffee table but the person on top merely presses their genitals onto the glass, for "squashed" visual effect - or can refer to defecating onto someone's face which has been first covered in plastic kitchen wrap like Saran Wrap.
Also can refer to the same positioning with a coffee table but the person on top merely presses their genitals onto the glass, for "squashed" visual effect - or can refer to defecating onto someone's face which has been first covered in plastic kitchen wrap like Saran Wrap.
Your grandfather got arrested in Thailand again after paying an underage transvestite hooker for some glass bottom boat action.
by Frank667788 August 21, 2006
Get the glass bottom boat mug.Working on the boat is a euphemism for masturbating. Our friend would give an excuse for not hanging out with us by saying that, "he was working on the boat". Eventually we got so bothered by his "working on the boat" that we went to his house and asked his mother and she told us that he was in the bathroom. However he didn't exit the bathroom for 45 minutes. Thus he was "working on the boat".
Person 1: Hey were going over to my house, want to come?
Person 2: Sorry, I gotta work on the boat.
Person 1: Where were you man?
Person 2: Sorry, I was at my house working on the boat.
Person 2: Sorry, I gotta work on the boat.
Person 1: Where were you man?
Person 2: Sorry, I was at my house working on the boat.
by mckeky01 August 11, 2010
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Being under the influence of a depressant (IE Alcohol) and needing to quickly pick yourself via a stimulant (IE Cocaine) up for a particular reason.
John: I'm still fucked up from last night and have a job interview in 30 minutes, man.
Matt: Don't worry, dude, I have cocaine, the banana boat is coming.
Matt: Don't worry, dude, I have cocaine, the banana boat is coming.
by gameplyer710 May 28, 2013
Get the banana boat mug.Similar to the the motor boat, only one motor boats a girls ass then the girl farts in the guys face, hence the shitter boat
I went home with this girl last night and she had the nicestass so I decided to motor boat it, unfortunately she decided toshitter boat my face! Needless to say mouthwash for days!
by mrk3jetta May 11, 2011
Get the shitter boat mug.A fellatious woman throater boated Mikhal Friday night in the back of the club. I bet she gives great throater boat.
by Divininthemuff August 15, 2016
Get the Throater Boat mug."It hurt like twelve bitches in a bitch boat!' or "After that party I felt like twelve bitches in a bitch boat..."
by QCSabotage March 8, 2009
Get the Twelve Bitches in a Bitch Boat mug.When someone is blowing you in a pool and you are walking backwards "towing" them around the shallow end with your knob while making motorboat noises. A variation would be the steamboat, this would be done in a hot tub instead.
I am banned from the public swimming pool for life after doing the tow boat in front of all of those families with that lifeguard last month.
by Special needs student November 28, 2010
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