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Pork Blinds

Unusually meaty outer vaginal lips.
I tried to throw it in Ginger last night but my dick kept getting caught in her pork blinds.
by DanaFX October 31, 2021
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Satire Blind

When people on the internet cannot see satire due to it being said by a group of people seen as “cringe” or otherwise believed to be prone to saying such things.
“I saw this post where this girl was talking about meeting Dream SMP members at a fake school.”
“That was obviously a joke, you’re so satire blind.”
by The definite pisstake. September 14, 2021
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Super blind

by Hey besties lol September 28, 2021
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Weight blind

Not admitting when peaple are fat
All of our politicians are so Weight blind
by Max di September 29, 2021
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Eating Blinds

When you do something really stupid out of pure panic. Or when you just royally screw up despite your best efforts not to.
JohnBob, really liked Brittany and wanted to be her boyfriend. Instead, he kept eating blinds and could never ask her out.
by Blondeterage September 18, 2012
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blind-gating

Staying in someone's blind spot for a really long time while driving.
Instead of passing me cleanly, the dude was just blind-gating. Luckily, I had my mirrors set up so I could see him.
by 1695814 September 6, 2013
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change blindness

Change blindness is a psychological phenomenon that occurs when a change in a visual stimulus goes unnoticed by the observer. The reasons these changes usually remain unnoticed by the observer include obstructions in the visual field, eye movements, a change of location, or a lack of attention. The brain regions that have been observed as active during change blindness are the prefrontal lobe, the fusiform face area, the pulvinar, the cerebellum, the inferior temporal gyrus, the parietal lobe, and the frontal lobe.
For example, an individual fails to notice a difference between two images that are identical except for one difference. That is change Blindness.
by NextNapoleon September 17, 2013
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