Kettle-Blind

A form of denial about oneself that allows someone to be extremely hypocritical. It refers to the old saying about the pot calling the kettle "black"
I can't believe Roseanne Barr called me fat. She is kettle-blind.
by MonkeyWings August 06, 2010
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Blind Snowstorm

The threshold after an orgasm in which a man can either keep the pole hard or get a deflated sock puppet.
He was able to make his way out of the Blind Snowstorm and continue on for another 30 minutes.
by BaconBlitz March 02, 2018
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hearing blind

it's like being blind but your deaf so just dont try to hard to think about it or you'll confuse your self.
Bob is hearing blind ...WTF is that.
by SadCandy56 May 10, 2018
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change blindness

Change blindness is a psychological phenomenon that occurs when a change in a visual stimulus goes unnoticed by the observer. The reasons these changes usually remain unnoticed by the observer include obstructions in the visual field, eye movements, a change of location, or a lack of attention. The brain regions that have been observed as active during change blindness are the prefrontal lobe, the fusiform face area, the pulvinar, the cerebellum, the inferior temporal gyrus, the parietal lobe, and the frontal lobe.
For example, an individual fails to notice a difference between two images that are identical except for one difference. That is change Blindness.
by NextNapoleon September 17, 2013
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Blind Publish

The act of clicking the "Publish" button on Urban Dictionary without even reading the definition first
I just blind published 5 definitions on UD. My life is complete.
by HolyFatherFucka December 23, 2010
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Blinded Unicorn

Sitting on top of a lucky person's head where the balls obstruct their vision and the erect cock has the appearance of a unicorn.
I thought of tea bagging her, but her mouth was closed. Instead, I gave her a Blinded Unicorn.
by JayFlyer May 06, 2015
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Pork Blinds

Unusually meaty outer vaginal lips.
I tried to throw it in Ginger last night but my dick kept getting caught in her pork blinds.
by DanaFX October 31, 2021
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