Baster

A man whose sole motivation in love making is to baste his partner's face with man gravy.

Janet: I told him he could come inside me but insisted on shooting his wad all over my face disregarding my plea not to do so.
Branda: What a baster !
Janet: Tell me about it, I'm still partially blind from the experience !

by Sergio_MTL December 1, 2013

Blister

It's a skin elevation full of water after and infection or burning

If you touch that hot bar it'd let you a painful blister

by fanroc January 11, 2006

Blister

A combination of blister and B-list meaning an annoying person who is not in your preferred group of friends or colleagues.

Dana's party was amazing until a bunch of blisters showed up uninvited.
Randi is moving next week, rather than close friends she called some blisters to do the heavy lifting.

by MikeInDC August 31, 2017

Blastardly Deeds

Blastardly Deeds (bah-last-turd-lee dee-dah-zzze)s) verb.

Blastardly deeds are deeds, action, intentions of a dastardly, blasted bastard.

There goes Ken up to his usual blastardly deeds again. Didn't he use to be a Bardtard?

by Dragonlady58 December 31, 2020

blisters in the whiskers

sores on and around the pussy

Bro, I met this hot Canadian chick last night...

Yea, you know what they say about Canadian women...

What's that?

Check for blisters in the whiskers...

by B. Hanback February 12, 2008

blister

Some lazy bastard who always misteriously appears after the hard work has been finished, much like a blister

Mat came over to help move the bulk stack after finishing guitar hero for the 4th time today
Wat a filthy ranga blister

by simo1981 April 20, 2008

Piss blasted

to harness one's stream of urin tipically requiring a penis, to dislodge any one thing or change it's intial state.

I piss blasted the reminents of that turd off the side of the toilet.

by "THE de Latour FACTOR" February 16, 2010