niklas bendtner

The best football player in the universe.

- Mate, did you see Wolfsburg playing yesterday against Munich?
- Yea, if Niklas Bendtner would have not been on the bench, he would have scored so many goals!

by alexgate7 July 7, 2016

Poo Bender

A poo bender is the act of dedicating a night out to poo'ing and in particular poo'ing hard. A poo bender can take place with ones self and a handful of laxatives or can be shared by friends a family in a more communal way.

Jon: Hey guys, did you hear Alex's is hosting a poo bender!
Scott: Yeah, hell yeah!
Sean: Ive got the laxatives someone grab the stools!

by poo king June 20, 2009

benderrage

Pronounced "benda-raj," benderrage is a state or emotion of extremely inexplicable anxiety, nervousness, rage or anger as a direct result from drinking non-stop for three or more days. Coming from the word bender or bent, benderrage can easily be seen on the streets of NYC past midnight, particularly on the Lower East Side.

After yelling and cursing for three minutes, I suddenly realized I was in front of a wall and was embarrassed to be a victim of my own benderrage.

Last night I saw my friend Christoph smiling at a gorgeous ass passing us on the street, and I screamed at him telling him that she was MINE! ALL MINE! My benderrage made Christoph cry.

by denalipark2222 August 21, 2009

Bendentation

The other side of a bendable body part (ex: elbow/knee) which does in fact have a real name but most do not know what it is.

getting a bug bite on your bendentation can be very irritating when doing a lot of walking.

by datrop November 20, 2012

Bending Nails

Wasting time, or taking a long time to get prepared.

Especially used if a group of people are waiting a straggler, spending time on a trivial, non vital task.

Hurry up Joe stop bending nails

by Nail Bender November 27, 2012

Bending your mind

exercising your mind. mind blown.

Bending your mind: Trevor has been bending his mind instead of doing his homework.

by asianrocks September 26, 2014

bendians

The definition of bendians is well exclaimed in the famous world known book of ancient Hell raisers. It can be found on page 69. It clearly states that a Bendian is a Hell raisin, Truck Sendin, Slut Fuckin, Beer Drinkin, Bird Flippin, Cock Flappin, Big Buck Killin, Fish Slayin, Bad Mother Fucker from the woods.

Hey Cody, me and chase are bout to go drink beer, kill deer, fuck sluts, and mud truck with the bendians over on the river bank

by The-real-WeeWee December 4, 2017