anime

A Japanese Cartoon. The STEREOTYPICAL anime usually follows this formula

~Bland male protagonist that makes everyone else in the anime look amazing
~Add a bubbly cute female character that is always happy/acts like a little kid
~Add a brooding character that believes everything is stupid
~Add a villain or two to add tension
~Storyline
~Bland male protagonist develops a relationship with a female that has a colorful personality
~Drama
~Ending, everything turns out for the best usually

Stereotypical Character
~Big hair that is wildly colorful (think neon green or plum purple)
~Eccentric outfit
~Big Ass Eyes
~Giant boobs (for the ladies)
~Four different kinds of personality's: Bubbly, Brooding, Angst-y, or Delightfully kind hearted

Honestly, if your looking anime on the internet.... I would just watch a few episodes of a couple of different animes (on netflix or hulu) to see if anime is something you would enjoy. Careful though! Because it can be addictive

anime, xxxHolic, Samurai Champloo, Naruto, Fruits Basket, and so much more!

by Whoa..whoa...just whoa December 5, 2012

Anime

Annyoing form of animation that people who wear clip-on fox tails on their pants always talk about and never shut up about-no matter how uninterested their victim clearly is

Alexa in my English class was wearing a clip on fox tail on her jeans while talking about Anime

Caroline wouldn't stop talking about Pokemon even though nobody cared about Pikachu and Weedle

I regrettably watched Sailor Moon when I was 5 not knowing it was Anime

by repoed2 January 13, 2009

anime

The Japanese artists who draw anime females seem to have a serious cat fetish. Seriously, just look at the female faces. Don't they look catlike? With the small noses, huge mouths, and big watery, cute, hypnotic eyes. Not that it matters though, since the babes have big, bouncing, perfect tits and sexy, curvacious asses to go with the faces, and cats are cool. God I wanna get me one of those girls to make my dick very happy :^))

Anime babes are fuckably HOT, too bad the male characters just don't know what they're missing by NOT fucking them already.

by Toad March 31, 2003

anime

The most retarded shit ever. The characters eyes are big and the women dress half naked and their boobs practically pop out of there tight usually school girl outfits. Retarded plots that are confusing and make daytime soap operas look like kindergarten math as far as understanding goes. The characters mouth are non-existent when talking, but when laughing become huge. Also everyone that watches it is lame and immature as hell. They talk in cutsey voices and make me want to bitch slap them. Aslo theres porno of it, which is fucking clown shoes since u can get real porno everywhere. Its gay shit.

anime is for retarded queers who fuck their mothers in the anus.

by Ranger Rimjob April 1, 2005

anime

another word for cartoon that makes teenagers feel better about watching it

"omg i luuuuurve anime"
"oh, do you mean cartoons?"

by Dr Awesome phd.a December 2, 2009

Anime

Something that people with any form of self-respect and/or pride do not watch.

Much of it is based off the premise of holding a still shot for many seconds at a time, in fact, many anime shows do not even move at all. This is Japanese revenge for Hiroshima and Nagasaki: making america's nerds one more thing to annoy us with.

See also: Fagasaur

Guy 1: Dood I watched bleach the other day and hori
-jimi-shiro-naga-african sleeper hold said that pirate ninjas will take over the world in the year 2447! Ke ke ke ke ke! Anime!

Guy 2: I would rather beat myself to death with a steel dildo than watch that shit.

by Captain Dugong November 29, 2007

Anime Hater

Someone who dislikes anime. The said person may have witnessed an obsessed Japan worshipper with no ties to the culture what-so-ever who annoyed them to no end. They can also come to hate it by seeing that Anime is just colorful, cliched storylines who rip off every other anime (watch one anime, expect the next one you watch to have the same content. Same stuff, different pile). Also, they've grown to hate anime because of the idiots who think Japan is so awesome because of its animations, and expect everyone who doesn't like it to be 'rasict' or something else out of context. If you attack a whole anime community this way, expect some funny moments.

1) Me: Anime is stupid.

Anime Fan: OMG YOU BAKA! DON'T MAKE FUN OF ANIME! IF YOU DON'T LIKE IT, DON'T WATCH IT! ANIME HATER! >_<

Me: ...hahaha.

2) Anime Fan: America sucks. I want to move to Japan, where I can watch Anime all day. Japan owns America! ^_^

Me: Such a view can be called treason.

3) Me: Every anime is the same. A main character with a unique physical feature who's a whining pussy, an antagonist who acts like a badass, but has occasional piano music playing in a flashback while he cries that his family was slaughtered by some big ass clan or the sibling of the main character under a spotlight, and a slutty female sidekick who has a crush on the main character or the antagonist. Place in feudal Japan, the future, or in a highschool, and you have yourself an anime.

Anime Fan: You stereotype! Anime isn't all the same! Just look at (insert anime here). It has a unique storyline!

Me: You're right. The antagonist is suicidal in this one.

by It's-a me, Brendan November 10, 2008