Austin

Someone who is very stylish where clothes are concerned. He is always in style. He is trendy, but also likes classic styles of clothes. He always shops designer or name-brand.

I love your clothes, Austin.

by Aussie52 March 15, 2010

Austin

The sexiest guy you will ever meet. Has an extremly large penis, he might not have all of his limbs, but he is still amazing.has amazing sexy hair and is very good in bed. sometimes goes by johnny austin.

that dude is awsome, his name must be austin.

by hotguy0000 April 28, 2011

abstinence contract

A contract that parents and the Catholic Church force teenagers to sign, which says that they cannot engage in any sexual activities until marriage. It is stupid, because it goes against the basic laws of nature, and it doesn't work very often, instead it encourages them to have sex even more, but they don't know about birth control, so the girls get pregnant.

Craig: Why did you make me come in here with your girlfriend?

Craig's Mom: Craig, we'd like to talk with you two about something very important. Now that you both are together, we want you to sign this contract. Once you sign this, you will not commit any sexual activities until marriage, and therefore be pure until then, so you won't go to hell.

Craig: What the fuck, mom?! Are you stupid? I'd never sign an abstinence contract! You know I'm an athiest! Stop being such a retard! Sex is not some holy act that can only be done in marriage, it's normal human behavior! (Rips up contract) You make me sick! I wish you weren't so ignorant!

by JoshTheLiberator May 16, 2009

austinitus

having such severe short term memory loss, you become more stupid than Austin Herman.

Matt Brown says hey guys that rhffggvb
Mike says Matt i think u need to get a cat scan for Austinitus :-\

by Cheeseburgers in my pants February 27, 2004

Austin

A totally awesome funny guy. A secret ladies man, but he has a hard time expressing his feelings about girls. Always curious about your life. A perfect guy for any girl starting with the letter N. he is flat out satisfying.

The a is for Austin/awesome.

by Spyguy1718 March 26, 2013

Austin

A cool guy, that is also hot. He will occasionally do stupid thing, and may be an asshole, but is the right guy for you. He is a ladies man. And has a huge satisfying penis that is at least 50 feet long and 20 feet wide. He is the guy for ever girl, and especially aiyana.

He is so Austin.

by Rawrrawrrawrrawrrawr1245231 October 16, 2011

Abstinence

a form of sex education that is with holding facts about sex. then tell you if you follow it you are "smart". smart people have a mind of their own and will do research and realize ABSTINENCE IS A GOVERNMENT POLICY ON SEX EDUCATION THAT HAS FAILED. dont believe me? do some research. think of this, how many pregenate porn stars do you see???

jeff- can you believe john is abstinence??

fred- not that supraising, he also believed other things without any research. like his whole, Obama is a musslim thing.

Jeff- good point. isnt that how the Nazi party was found?

Fred- it is. people not being told all the facts and believing it cuz "if you did, then your smart"

Jeff- haha. Absizs

Fred- LAWL

by godismybestfriend March 27, 2009