Good person alert

A sarcastic insult often directed at performative social activists (sometimes even by other social activists), particularly those that are perceived as try-hards that use "moral purity" as social currency and/or emotional validation. Essentially dissing them in a way that says "congratulations, you got the attention you're clearly craving"

Persona A: Oh you shouldn't support or even talk about Harry Potter, the author is very transphobic

Persona B: 🚨 Good Person Alert🚨...Like I get what you're saying but this boycott has done jack shit so far!

by Bisexual Simp January 3, 2022

BBQ Chicken Alert

Basketball term for dominating your match-up, especially in the low post area. Created by TNT’s commentator Shaquille o’Neal and now in wide use around the NBA.

”BBQ Chicken Alert!!!” -Shaq on TNT, when Joel Embiid catches the ball down low and goes to work.

by dontmatterbaby June 19, 2022

MBA (man bun alert)

MBA is a warning to others that a "man" with a dog turd on his head is nearby.

Person 1: "Uh oh, MBA (man bun alert)."
Person 2: "Where's my pooper scooper?"

by Ancients_Arise October 31, 2022

It's allergies

A phrase people dealing with infections such as conjunctivitis or influenza say to others when they don't want to scare anyone because they are contagious. They usually say the allergies are environmental, such as from dust or pollen, since these sorts of allergies often produce similar symptoms.

Dimitri: Why are your eyes red? Do you have pink-eye?
Ivan: It's allergies, I think it's from dust.

by nickcityplanner January 10, 2023

October 4 Emergency Alert Test

The October 4 Emergency Alert was a test that took place on October 4, 2023. On October 4, FEMA annouced they were goi g to set a test alarm and they claimed it would be one of the loudest sound in history. Over a millions of phones in the U.S went off. After it happened, people claimed it was not loud at all and it was disappointing.

Everyone: *covers ears*
The alarm: *beeeeeep, beeeeeep*
Everyone: -_-

*October 4 Emergency Alert Test was boring*

by ForgiveMe2864 October 4, 2023

Major Bag Alert

Male donkey who can’t twirl his hair and blush.

“blushes and twirls my hair :3”
“Ugh, major bag alert…”
“oh sorry… male donkey who cant twirl his hair and blush…..”

by goofygoober1508 October 9, 2023

Peter Pan Peanut Butter Alert

The Peter Pan Peanut Butter Alert is an alternate name for Salmonella poisoning.

Store Employee: Peter Pan Peanut Butter Has Been Pulled From The Shelves Due To A "Peter Pan Peanut Butter Alert"
Tourettes Guy: What The Hell Do You Mean A "Peter Pan Peanut Butter Alert"?

by McLink99 October 19, 2023