duty assistant

A person employed by a shopping complex who (according to management) only walk around the centre doing nothing else but talking to retailers, walking around in pairs and moaning about the higher management because they want their staff to become uniform and robotic. They are often unkempt with manly beards and/or eccentric hair styles.

There goes that duty assistant talking to the ice cream stand staff again, he/she has been for 20 seconds and that's far too long. Why are we employing these people?

by Subarashí March 1, 2015

packet asses

A bunch of people or (group of people) being a bunch of asswholes

Those guys were being a bunch of packet asses.

by Welchling July 19, 2015

teachers assistant

Basically someone who runs around doing the teacher's dirty work. Otherwise known as "ta"

"Oh, I forgot to grade the tests... My teachers assistants will do it for me!"

by Swimminginthedeepbluesea October 12, 2015

District Assessment

A test to see if your teacher is doing her job and thats why they usually take it for a grade, to make sure you don't guess on it.

We will have a district assessment tomorrow!

by 'GoodLifeStudios' December 14, 2016

hole assist

When your dick can't handle anymore asshole so you gotta tag your friend in for help to finish the job.

This dude wants to keep fucking but I have a limp dick. Can I get a hole assist?

by CorgiFarts June 4, 2017

aim assist

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by LOLITSALEEX September 24, 2017

hair assessment

A hair assessment is when one makes a snap judgement about a person based upon their haircut

Two girls making a hair assessment of someone's hair cut:
Girl 1: "Did you see Johnny got a ceasar cut?"

Girl 2: "Yeah, total fuckboy cut."

by PitchATent96 December 30, 2017