Andres

Enamorado eternamente de la morocha de sexto, se siente tan atraído que mataria por ella, le gusta irse del sereno con ella, es lo mejor q le paso en su vida

Pepito: y esa chica??
Andresito: es valentina el amor d mi vida

by Ndndnsj November 23, 2021

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Andres

Someone who loves cricket

Andres loves cricket

by henos December 16, 2020

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He is without comparison. Regardless of your personal beliefs, Giovanni Andres is the epitome of modern of advancement of the human race. He crafted this earth we live in today from his bare hands and provided many essential and natural resources to fuel the human race. Whether or not we are in times of crisis WE will always look up upon him on our knees thanking him for providing such an opulent way of life. HE as an individual is triumphant amongst his fellow long term business partner Jefferson Bezos, he climbs on top of him in terms of wealth, perseverance, and success. Also an owner of many companies and an extraordinary skillfully in the stock market. His ability to pleasure the females without the power of his penis is one to none, from interviews from individual resources say to be careful bringing your partner around him for she may fall in love with him for his massive a top tier male physique. Some say he trained Poseidon to reach his physique as well. In conclusion he is simply just HIM.

"The Comforter, the Son, the Almighty, the Alpha and Omega, the one and only Giovanni. He is in fact God"
"Oh my, my pussy is so wet is that Giovanni Andres"

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Andre

(White Andre) Big nose mothafuka, drip with no looks. Usually drives a badass trail blazer. Devotes his life and employee to to McDonald’s. Would rather make friends than enemies. Could fuck but holds out for right girl.

Your a fucking bitch Andre

by Andre2105 August 5, 2021

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