13 inches

Okay why are you here at this point?

Yes, it means a 13-inch dick. If you have one, then god did seem to like you.

Have you seen Jake's 13-inch dick? 13 inches? I don't know if I could even take it!

by ItsSurreal February 13, 2024

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10 inch

Liam Payne train deferring to his large pen!s

Maya: I’m in Payne

Olivia: nah that 10 inch Payne is in u

by Lolz___ June 10, 2021

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inch-dick

To move slow as fuck; to accomplish almost nothing

This traffic is bullshit, I've been inch-dicking it the whole way to work today...

by StumbOz March 23, 2017

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Man in or male inch.

Refers to a male measurement of his penis.

Scale is dependent on each man and may range from 5-7/8ths of an imperial inch.

In some extreme cases or for easy measuring just add 2 inches.

How big is it?

8 inches

Imperial or man inches?

😶...

by JKING97 June 30, 2021

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One inch pinch

A very small penis that is only able to be pinched because it’s just one inch

That man has a one inch pinch!

by Its_erin February 28, 2023

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1ml short of an inch

“1 ml short of an inch” is essentially a joke. Mixing millilitres (volume) with inches (length) gives this idiom an absurd, confused and humorous edge.

Close, but not quite there.

Almost there.

Someone who’s slightly off in thinking, in a funny or endearing way.

Someone that’s pulling the wool over your eyes.

Close but no cigar.

If you had brains you’d be dangerous.

If your balls weren’t in a bag you’d lose them.

It’s about almost having the full picture but missing the key piece that reveals the trick.

The swapped measurements between imperial and metric systems creates a sense of not only being short, but also being mismatched or confused in the attempt.

I followed the recipe exactly, except I swapped sugar to salt. Turns out I was 1ml short of an inch

by Feetnwojo August 9, 2025

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