Alien shoulders

When one has a low enough body fat percentage and enough shoulder muscle that you can see the individual muscle fibers

“Look at Jack’s alien shoulders!! Jack has such a low body fat percentage we can see his muscle fibers”

by niks_1 September 20, 2023

astral alien

Song immortalized by the old school dancing of the coolest kid at the middle school social in the wildly popular GI Joe PSA

"Dayummm. these beats (by Astral Alien) are so fresh!! Ssssnep!

by Body Massage January 25, 2008

contacting aliens

an excuse made when caught jacking off

"Hey why is your door locked?"
"Oh no reason I was just contacting aliens"

by minuteman88 January 26, 2010

Monster/Alien

In zodiac terms, someone who is their Chinese zodiac sign from their breakthrough sun and moon.

The hip-hop culture is a monster/alien culture. My grandfather and sister are monsters: Dog and Monkey.

by mosscrab December 11, 2015

beelegal aliens

A quoloquial term for Africanized killer bees. It most likely came from the fact that most Africanized killer bees were born in South America and due to migration moved north across the US, Mexico border.

Jeff: Oh shit bees

Tim: wtf are you on acid
Jeff: they’re beelegal aliens

Tim: what... you mean aFrIcAnIzEd KiLlEr BeEs
Jeff: dies

Tim: Got em’

by Liam o the meme dude January 12, 2018

scream alien

When the middle and high frequencies in an audio system have an accurate, flat response. Vocals sound like something from another world.

Yo dawg, this new car's speakers absolutely SCREAM alien.

by realmartyp July 6, 2019

J'aimie

A J'aimie is a mysterious one. She likes to listen to musicals and eat and will beat you up if you mention it.

Guy: Hey, why are you limping?
Girl: I told J'aimie she was eating too much.

by Jonathan's WIfe October 26, 2020