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'Alert the spiders' is a rural colloquialism from northern California where I grew up in the '60's. I heard it from my parents and grandparents (California, New Mexico, Nevada and Iowa) all my life. It referred to rural mail routes out in the country away from town. Often spiders would get into the mailboxes and spin webs. Sometimes we would sweep them out with a broom if they got too close to the front, but often we would just leave them alone. When important letters or small packages were being sent, we would receive a phone call from the sender who would say "Alert the spiders!" and we would know to watch for the mailman who would place the treasure in the mailbox, disturbing the spiders who might get crushed... if we hadn't 'alerted' them.
Grandma called her daughter on the phone to let her know a small package was coming, "Alert the spiders!" she said.
by Darth Pop February 28, 2023
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Alberto-Culver

an American corporation with international sales whose principal business was manufacturing hair and skin beauty care products under such brands
In 2005, the Alberto-Culver company bought out Nexxus, a salon hair care company established in 1979
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Alberto-Culver

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Alberto-Culver was purchased by consumer goods company Unilever on September 27, 2010 for US$3.7 billion
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alertivity

This Celsius is a potion of alertivity
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Alberto

the Leader of the Shrek fan Club hates SixSwords Drinks way too much Pepsi
Hey did you know about Alberto Holy shit that's the coolest Motherfucker in existence
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albertonio

Albertonio is the one ginger kid who moved here a few yrs back, he's ginger but he's chil.
"yo wingerfit, you're kinda cool. u rly an albertonio kinda dude"
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alberto spritz

A michelob ultra poured into a glass with a lime. Mixed with a straw on a cruise ship only.
Me and my friends wanted to get an alberto spritz to top off the night.
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