nobody asked

a fucking retarded and shit comeback used by idiots who try to be cool.

person 1: hey it's my birthday
some retarded dumbass: nobody asked
person 1: shut the actual fuck up

by harrypotterfanxxxxxxxxx6 March 24, 2023

ask jen

When your wife tells you how to relate to women.

Prime Minister of Australia: dunno, I'll ask jen

by producersime February 17, 2021

Aske

Super hot, nice and good looking. Probably fucking a hot bitch right now. Who knows?

Person one: where is Aske
Person two: fucking bitches

Person one: ahhhh

by KING!"# May 14, 2018

who asked

the least original insult made by fortnite kids and 9 year olds

Who Asked?
Shut the fuck up jimmy you have 2 brain cells and theyre fighting for 3rd place

by iamnotanigger June 12, 2022

i wanna ask him out

I person that has feelings for someone, but will never tell that person.

I have a fat ass crush on this guy
“i wanna ask him out”

but he only likes white girls 😭

by Agirlwholikesaguythatlikeytgir April 25, 2022

National Ask a Boy Out - November 13

Ask your crush out on this special day.

National Ask a Boy Out - November 13

by KoKoChey November 12, 2020

Ask

Shyness is nice, and shyness can stop you
From doing all the things in life you'd like to
Shyness is nice, and shyness can stop you
From doing all the things in life you'd like to
So if there's something you'd like to try
If there's something you'd like to try
Ask me, I won't say no, how could I?
Coyness is nice, and coyness can stop you
From saying all the things in life you'd like to
So if there's something you'd like to try
If there's something you'd like to try
Ask me, I won't say no, how could I?
Spending warm summer days indoors
Writing frightening verse
To a buck-tooth girl in Luxembourg
Ask me, ask me, ask me

Ask me, ask me, ask me
Because if it's not love
Then it's the bomb, the bomb, the bomb
The bomb, the bomb, the bomb, the bomb
That will bring us together
Nature is a language, can't you read?
Nature is a language, can't you read?
So ask me, ask me, ask me
Ask me, ask me, ask me
Because if it's not love
Then it's the bomb, the bomb, the bomb
The bomb, the bomb, the bomb, the bomb
That will bring us together
If it's not love
Then it's the bomb
Then it's the bomb that will bring us together
So ask me, ask me, ask me
Ask me, ask me, ask me, oh

by Death Menace March 9, 2023