angelina jolie turns gay with megan fox

The most spectacular event imaginable in the universe.

Preceded by if/when/unless to represent the sort of circumstances under which you might change your mind about something.

Girl 1: Are you coming to Josh's party tonight?

Girl 2: Meh, I gots to work tomorrow. But call me when you're there if Angelina Jolie turns gay with Megan Fox.

**Later that night**

Girl 1: Hey! They just found Osama bin Laden hiding in Josh's basement!!

Girl 2: Dude, I'm sleeping. I said to call me if Angelina Jolie turned gay with Megan Fox.

angelina jolie turns gay with megan fox by newsvava February 12, 2009

Angelina 

She is funny, smart and has an older, she is strong, overconfident, and very skinny,. She'll date a white boy then a colered boy in a sec. She has a disease asd: Angelina shit disease. And she is non-bionary

What an angelina

Angelina by 😜😜😂 November 13, 2017

Angelina Jolie 

The most beautiful, most amazing, most strongest woman in the world! It’s 2021 and she’s still the hottest actress in Hollywood! Her movies are outstanding! Her humanitarian work is just insanely amazing! She is very underrated and people need to see her as the sweet woman she is and pay attention to the good things she’s doing for this world and not hate her for something that was over a decade ago and wasn’t even her fault! She is a true goddess!

Guy: Hey have you heard about that woman who has adopted 3 children from different countries and helps refugees? She sounds pretty cool

Girl: I’m yeah that’s The Angelina Jolie!
Guy: wait really? Dude I like her so much more now!

Angelina Jolie by Angiefan January 29, 2021

Angelina 

A hoe

Mike needs to stay away from Angelina's, they will give him an STD.

Angelina by Eatadick884 October 10, 2016

Angelina 

A stupid brat from Rug rats that deserves to be roasted at the steak and sacrificed to Satan. If your boyfriend calls you Angelina, that means he will most likely choke you in your sleep tonight.

"My little sister is such an Angelina."
"I'll get the pitchforks!"

Angelina by dfgh,j November 5, 2019

Dirty Angelia

The sex position where a girl is going doggy style while eating another girl out. Then the girl being age out is giving another dude head.

Kanye: Dude last night was a movie doing the dirty angelia!

Dirty Angelia by Bobduncansock June 27, 2021

Angelina 

may be very gorgeous but don't let that fool you. shes a giant a-town slut that sucks her own cousins dick. she's been with mostly everyone in the school, and despite the fact that she has a boyfriend she has an entire vault of dick pics on her phone.

OMG what an angelina

I heard that she sucks dick for free.

Angelina by Ivannahasapenis123 August 2, 2016