Essentially an alcoholic in denial
Common traits of an alcohol enthusiast :
1. They deny they are an alcoholic
2. They say they have “complete” control over their desire to drink
3. They have a specific time to drink: for example, only ONE drink a night or ONLY on the weekends
4. They say they “ appreciate”, “ enjoy”, and
“ savor” the taste of alcohol
5. They have a specific cabinet, fridge, or entire room dedicated to storing their alcoholic stash
6. They become agitated and crap or urine their pants when they are unable to drink during their dedicated drinking time
Common traits of an alcohol enthusiast :
1. They deny they are an alcoholic
2. They say they have “complete” control over their desire to drink
3. They have a specific time to drink: for example, only ONE drink a night or ONLY on the weekends
4. They say they “ appreciate”, “ enjoy”, and
“ savor” the taste of alcohol
5. They have a specific cabinet, fridge, or entire room dedicated to storing their alcoholic stash
6. They become agitated and crap or urine their pants when they are unable to drink during their dedicated drinking time
by Marshmelliesoup May 10, 2021

Alcohol 🍾🍷- Noun, when a dumb ass asks? "How to look after your mental well-being in a crisis" Solution - Alcohol ~ Urban Dictionary.
by The Silicon Jaguar July 6, 2021

“Saranghaeyo alpha” is a famous gc in the czech dance kpop community. They are a huge group with a lot of people. “Saranghaeyo alcoholics” is a new sub unit that includes the following members: Péťa, Dan, Allie, Míša and Laura. Their official stage names are yet to be annouced, stay tuned for their debut album called “Sip Happens”!
Person 1: “Omg have you heard of the new Saranghaeyo sub unit?”
Person 2: “You mean Saranghaeyo alcoholics? Of course, I love all of them, they’re my favourite members combined!”
Person 2: “You mean Saranghaeyo alcoholics? Of course, I love all of them, they’re my favourite members combined!”
by realjohnnyjsuh October 14, 2024

by That one guy on urban dictiona October 31, 2022

A female that establishes and maintains relationships with the sole purpose to get drinks at someone’s expense
by lil’ bitch November 13, 2017

This alcohol is too judgmental.
by Half&Half&Half April 15, 2022

A variant of the coffee date
The kind of date you take someone on if you're not sure if they would agree to having sex together.
It's well known that alcohol clouds judgement.
An analogy of this would be that alcohol dates are to real dates what using candy to bait children is to actually letting your own kids get in the van by themselves.
The kind of date you take someone on if you're not sure if they would agree to having sex together.
It's well known that alcohol clouds judgement.
An analogy of this would be that alcohol dates are to real dates what using candy to bait children is to actually letting your own kids get in the van by themselves.
"Do you think you're gonna score tonight with Julia?"
"Not really. I'll probably make an alcohol date out of it."
"Good idea, just make sure she has enough alcohol in her body before you start making advances. Wouldn't want you to get sued again like last time."
"Not really. I'll probably make an alcohol date out of it."
"Good idea, just make sure she has enough alcohol in her body before you start making advances. Wouldn't want you to get sued again like last time."
by Nobelus December 23, 2016
