A highly contagious desease, spreadible though sound; mostly music. For each individual, catching this desease varies by song or sound. Since most parents are not up-to-date on modern music, they might get Ear AIDS from many hit arists, like Ke$ha, B.o.B, 3OH!3, etc. Kids, on the other hand, are so up-to-date. They might catch Ear AIDS from old artists, like Bruce Springstein, Johnny Cash, Madonna, etc.
WARNING: The number one source for Ear AIDS (Adult, or Child) is Justin Beiber.
WARNING: The number one source for Ear AIDS (Adult, or Child) is Justin Beiber.
Dad: Damnit, son, I told you to turn that shit off! It's giving me Ear AIDS!
Son: STFU, Dad! It's Linkin Park!
Person 1: Awwww, this little girl is such a great singer.
Person 2: OMFG, ITS THAT BEIBER KID! TURN IT OFF! I'M GETTING EAR AIDS HERE!
Son: STFU, Dad! It's Linkin Park!
Person 1: Awwww, this little girl is such a great singer.
Person 2: OMFG, ITS THAT BEIBER KID! TURN IT OFF! I'M GETTING EAR AIDS HERE!
by Shadow_Caster June 19, 2010
A fictional disease which causes you to get tired at abnormally early hours during social situations when you have no reason to be tired. Therefore, the only explanation of your tiredness is that you must of contacted some kind of virus, most likely a STD, which causes drowsiness.
Brad: "Joe, wake up man. It's only 1 am and you're sitting there looking like you're about to fall asleep."
Joe: "Yeah, I'm tired for no reason. I think that black chick gave me Sleep AIDS."
Joe: "Yeah, I'm tired for no reason. I think that black chick gave me Sleep AIDS."
by WatchingPaintDry August 23, 2010
The ether of the African-Americans.
Most black people are powerless without a flask of kool aid. This powerful potion gives the black man his pride, spirit, his love, his ability to run fast, his strut, his dignity, his talk, his walk, and all around blackyness. Without Kool-aid an African-American is just another guy. No blackman should travel without his flask of kool-aid. Some black people rely on it so much they inject it into their veins.
by I wish I was black but I can only be a whigger October 25, 2005
A pseudonym for ambulance used by Washingtonians and other groups residing inside the United States of America whom do not speak proper English.
by George not from Washington March 14, 2011
A place where all the cool kids from St. John's pharmacy school work. Responsibilities of a pharmacy intern include calling doctors, helping old people select the right stool softener, checking ID's for Plan B, and reconstituting amoxicillin powders.
Governed by the clever catch phrase "Win them over; Bring them back!"
Governed by the clever catch phrase "Win them over; Bring them back!"
John: wanna play ball tonight?
Jack: nah man, i gotta work at Rite Aid tonight
John: sweet, can u pick me up some Colace while you're there?
Jack: nah man, i gotta work at Rite Aid tonight
John: sweet, can u pick me up some Colace while you're there?
by jinjuice March 26, 2008
An affliction resulting from the combination of multiple advanced strains of various venereal diseases, forming a ‘super STD’; which is transmissible merely by looking at another person. According to leading virologists there is, to date, no known cure for stare aids, so the next time someone gives you a filthy look seek medical attention…FAST!
She just eye fucked me so hard I should probably get checked out for stare aids.
Some say that stare aids is the result of an experiment that went wrong involving DNA from the Stig and Chuck Norris.
Doctor, doctor, I think I have something in my eye?
Probably just stare aids you filthy whore, DON’T look at me.
What? Stare aids isn’t a real disease?
Maybe you should look at your mum again and tell me otherwise!
Some say that stare aids is the result of an experiment that went wrong involving DNA from the Stig and Chuck Norris.
Doctor, doctor, I think I have something in my eye?
Probably just stare aids you filthy whore, DON’T look at me.
What? Stare aids isn’t a real disease?
Maybe you should look at your mum again and tell me otherwise!
by PhilmyBush May 22, 2010