A fictional disease which causes you to get tired at abnormally early hours during social situations when you have no reason to be tired. Therefore, the only explanation of your tiredness is that you must of contacted some kind of virus, most likely a STD, which causes drowsiness.
Brad: "Joe, wake up man. It's only 1 am and you're sitting there looking like you're about to fall asleep."
Joe: "Yeah, I'm tired for no reason. I think that black chick gave me Sleep AIDS."
Joe: "Yeah, I'm tired for no reason. I think that black chick gave me Sleep AIDS."
by WatchingPaintDry August 23, 2010
Get the Sleep AIDSmug. 
The ether of the African-Americans.
Most black people are powerless without a flask of kool aid. This powerful potion gives the black man his pride, spirit, his love, his ability to run fast, his strut, his dignity, his talk, his walk, and all around blackyness. Without Kool-aid an African-American is just another guy. No blackman should travel without his flask of kool-aid. Some black people rely on it so much they inject it into their veins.
by I wish I was black but I can only be a whigger June 11, 2006
Get the kool aidmug. A pseudonym for ambulance used by Washingtonians and other groups residing inside the United States of America whom do not speak proper English.
by George not from Washington March 30, 2011
Get the aid carmug. A place where all the cool kids from St. John's pharmacy school work. Responsibilities of a pharmacy intern include calling doctors, helping old people select the right stool softener, checking ID's for Plan B, and reconstituting amoxicillin powders.
Governed by the clever catch phrase "Win them over; Bring them back!"
Governed by the clever catch phrase "Win them over; Bring them back!"
John: wanna play ball tonight?
Jack: nah man, i gotta work at Rite Aid tonight
John: sweet, can u pick me up some Colace while you're there?
Jack: nah man, i gotta work at Rite Aid tonight
John: sweet, can u pick me up some Colace while you're there?
by jinjuice March 26, 2008
Get the Rite Aidmug. An affliction resulting from the combination of multiple advanced strains of various venereal diseases, forming a ‘super STD’; which is transmissible merely by looking at another person. According to leading virologists there is, to date, no known cure for stare aids, so the next time someone gives you a filthy look seek medical attention…FAST!
She just eye fucked me so hard I should probably get checked out for stare aids.
Some say that stare aids is the result of an experiment that went wrong involving DNA from the Stig and Chuck Norris.
Doctor, doctor, I think I have something in my eye?
Probably just stare aids you filthy whore, DON’T look at me.
What? Stare aids isn’t a real disease?
Maybe you should look at your mum again and tell me otherwise!
Some say that stare aids is the result of an experiment that went wrong involving DNA from the Stig and Chuck Norris.
Doctor, doctor, I think I have something in my eye?
Probably just stare aids you filthy whore, DON’T look at me.
What? Stare aids isn’t a real disease?
Maybe you should look at your mum again and tell me otherwise!
by PhilmyBush May 22, 2010
Get the stare aidsmug. A fictional ailment used as a reference for something that is intensely sad, a superlative for the saddest thing in the universe.
#1: Remember that movie Bambi, when the mom got shot? I cried watching that.
#2: Yeah man, that shit was sadder than puppy aids.
#2: Yeah man, that shit was sadder than puppy aids.
by zampanos protege January 17, 2009
Get the puppy aidsmug.