Rod Steel

"Rod Steel" is the international phenom that has stolen the hearts of millions...mostly russian women from russianbrides.com. He is trademarked by his pseudo-accessories like glasses, beards and cigarettes.

My hobbies include yachting, polo, international travel and getting it on, just like Rod Steel.

by RS April 24, 2005

Straight Rod

The second straightest man alive

“Didn’t you see straight rod last night? He gets mad poon.”

by rodthegod362310 November 6, 2019

Hot rod

When one sticks a flaming dildo up someone's ass

Kathy and Stacy both gave each other a hot rod last night

by Cats are assholes September 5, 2016

k-rod

a little fag who uses other people emails...

Don't be such a ANANT K-rod!

by Steven Hawking October 20, 2004

Rod Hull's Roof

An extremely smooth & wet vagina

Bobby: FUCK ME SIDEWAYS with a 10ft Barge Pole DAVE, you should of seen the lass last night. She was wetter than Rod Hull's Roof

by Greg_the_Smeg February 7, 2019

ram rod

any narrow minded baffoon; one who is or has become mentally incompetent in which he can not socialize on the same level as the other ram rod.

Butt the hell out, ram rod. You go fuck a sheep, or cow, or horse, a monkey, a toad, furry little rabbit, the Pope, just get the hell out of this conversation you, you...ram rod! And take your little dog Fuck stick with you.

by johnjohnthebarbermon August 29, 2003

Lightning Rod

Jacking off with a hand full of smooshed lightning bugs for lube.

I'm going to give Molly a lightning rod this weekend while we're out camping!

by GM42 July 4, 2011