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Hamster nuts

They're fucking huge they're fucking girthy they're the biggest fattest fucking nuts you'll ever see you'll gargle them and you'll love them
by Cocklord69cum November 4, 2021
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Yawning Hamster

Synonym for a bad looking Vagina.
Used in awkward social circumstances, in situations that call upon a secondary notion of how totally messed up a woman's vagina is.
Dude, she's got a yawning hamster.
by OllyPearce June 22, 2011
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Disabled hamster

A mentally challenged, woman who went through a postpartum episode.
That bitch is really a “disabled hamster
by Criticalchris September 2, 2025
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Hamster

My girl and I were running late, but she let me hamster her while she was blow drying her hair.
by Dtray December 1, 2017
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thirsty hamster

When a man lies down across a hole in a table or the sunroof of a car and their significant other is under the table and proceeds to perform oral sex and in turn, looking like a "thirsty hamster"
Dude I laid on top of my car and she was acted like a thirsty hamster through the sunroof.
by ItsRuNN February 21, 2024
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Baby hamster face

When a girl who usually wears a flawless full face of makeup goes without any product, usually while running errands, and the contrast is significant. Dark under-eye circles, blemishes, and washed-out looking skin combine with small-looking eyes (from no eye makeup) to create a face like a newborn rodent or "baby hamster face".
She ran to Target in her tattered pajamas, sloppy bun, and baby hamster face because she didn't have time to get ready.
by Whoreganic August 1, 2017
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Hamster

Evan Lerner
"I am Evan Lerner and im a hamster duh"
by EvanLerner123 December 1, 2023
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