A person who deliberately places themselves in unfavorable circumstances seeking approval from others. Also referred to as a Pitbull, Dumbass, or Lap dog.
Did you see David’s blew up that guys house because Marc told him to?
Yeah.. he’s a crash dummy of course he would.
Yeah.. he’s a crash dummy of course he would.
by thereallllest May 11, 2024
by Hisokafatsballsack September 25, 2020
by Rosaline February 28, 2025
When you're in a tight spot or potential legal situation with a stranger that you need get get out of quickly or a stranger you're on a date with but don't like and you want to bribe them or leave quickly on good terms you hit them with some Crash Money to exit or escape smoothly with no drama or bs following you.
My dad was in a bad accident with a car load of foreigners and he didn't want any heat from cops or trouble from them so he gave them some crash money and bolted.
I found myself on a blind dinner date with an ugly girl and wanted to bolt quickly so I paid the tab and gave her $50. And said I have to use the restroom, and slipped out the back exit and ghosted.
I found myself on a blind dinner date with an ugly girl and wanted to bolt quickly so I paid the tab and gave her $50. And said I have to use the restroom, and slipped out the back exit and ghosted.
by Mead's Mead December 02, 2020
by Smm2lover29383837454363 August 02, 2023
when a comment on a status gets more like than the status itself. The status has been comment crashed.
James Baker
my girlfriend just said I'm the best boyf in the world.. jeal girls?
56 minutes ago · Like · Comment
Richard Taylor, Michael Yates and 2 others like this.
Adam Johnson kill yourself.
51 minutes ago · Like · 20 people
Michael Yates oohh dude you just got comment crashed
25 minutes ago - Like - 4 people
my girlfriend just said I'm the best boyf in the world.. jeal girls?
56 minutes ago · Like · Comment
Richard Taylor, Michael Yates and 2 others like this.
Adam Johnson kill yourself.
51 minutes ago · Like · 20 people
Michael Yates oohh dude you just got comment crashed
25 minutes ago - Like - 4 people
by isherwood November 29, 2010
Ranika needed to pass level 65 of Candy Crush Saga, so she decided she'd spend her night candy crashing.
by KING OF CANDY CRUSH September 05, 2013