poser punk

Rich kids that can pay for hair dye..and "the punk fashion".

Person 1: look what i got at hot topic.
person 2: Hot Tpoic?..geez what happen to MAKING YOUR OWN FUCKING CLOTHES!!

by Bob August 27, 2003

poser metal

slutknot, korn, limp dickshit, linkin park, and other stupid ass shit. fuckers that think theyre metal but are not even close. music that requires no real talent to make. screaming pointless meaningless lyrics, and playing shit music that is composed of all power chords.

slipknot is not metal, it is fuckin garbage.

by MetallilbangeR April 5, 2005

poser band

when someone decides to label someone without context based on the music they listen to and to make themselves seem superior to the one they are speaking to, they degenerate the name poser by using it to be hurtful.

Circa 1981 to 2012...

Dude, I can't believe you listen to a poser band like U2.

by facetious August 1, 2012

Poser Scene

People why try to be Scene by putting on large sunglasses, taking pictures at an angle, putting on excess amounts of eye makeup, using toe rings as lip rings, and using odd props and colorful clips. also by teasing hair a bit.

Amy and Alaina = Poser Scene to the max!

by Amy and Alaina July 26, 2005

poser gay

A person who happens to think they're gay, while actaully being straight. This person may be so conviced that they are gay, that they will do anything gay people do, untill some time down the road they find out that being gay isnt for them and switch back, therefore they are only gay for a certain amount of time, like a bad fashion. note that being poser gay may mean a sudden change from natural gay.

person 1 : "look at that guy hanging out with the gays"
person 2 : "that guy so poser gay"
person 3: "yea, he's so gonna be straight by next week"

by the mx November 29, 2005

Osiris Poser

One of those kids who always wear Osiris shoes to school and claim they skate but they don't. They also think they are so awesome for wearing them even though they are big, bulky, really shiny, and annoying to look at with those huge letters and flashy colors to get your attention. It's okay if you wear Osiris shoes that are low profile and regular looking, just not the big ones with huge letters that spell "OSIRIS" on the tongue and back of the shoe.

Dude: Wow, look at Anthony and his retarded looking Osiris shoes.

Dude #2: Yeah, I heard he is full of himself for wearing them.

Dude: What an Osiris poser.

by xocnwahs March 20, 2011

poser anarchist

Someone, normally suburban middle-class teenagers or students, who thinks anarchism is a good idea because its 'anti-capitalist'. If these kids knew a damn thing about capitalism they'd know what laissez-faire was and that the idea of a society which completely depends on survival of the fittest and most intelligent and with no boundaries to their actions (bad aswell as good) would be pure-capitalism.

Any anarchist who isn't also a nihlist is a poser anarchist.

by Leslie Andrew January 4, 2007