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Clown Meeting

Something funny to yell when you're in the woods with your friends
Friend: what do we do now
Me: *yells* CLOWN MEETING
by Caleb Mack November 8, 2016
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hodeo clown

A ho with so much makeup on that she is clown-like.
Bobo’s girlfriend looked like such a hodeo clown with all that makeup caked on.
by HumaneAnimal December 13, 2017
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twisty the clown

american horror story freakshow clown boy who was misunderstood :(
they spread LIES about him that ruined his life when all he wanted to do was be a good clown and make kids happy and smile and laugh

but instead everyone believed the mean rumors to the point where he thought he was doing the right thing but became a bad clown boy :(

not his fault
"who's your favorite american horror story character?"
"Definently Twisty the Clown ! poor guy he tried his best but was set up for failure"
by gothclowngirl July 27, 2019
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Clown's Kiss

When you go down on a bitch when she's in full menstruation. Your face is clown red after the bloody cunnilingus, thus you've kissed the clown - "Clown's Kiss"

Originating somewhere in latin america (viral vid) translated from "el beso del payaso"
1. Damn man brah, did you bite your lip, or did you just kiss the clown?

2. I inadvertantly gave my bitch a clown's kiss, had no clue she was surfing the satanic wave!
by PapiAlbatroz March 29, 2015
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Smeeze Clown

noun-

A dirty girl.

One whose intake of man parts exceeds normal expectations.

A.K.A. - Huge Slut
created by Steve M.
Yo that girl i took home last night was a real smeeze clown.

Dude check out that smeeze clown on the corner over there, I can't believe how slutty she is.
by Joefigg May 5, 2010
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clown map

A map used as a graphic, typically for some sort of publication or academic article, that displays such a ridiculous amount of information the color key for the map makes it look like a clown.
Holy crap, who turned in this assignment for a clown map?
by HiggiD January 15, 2010
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Clown watch

When you going out to look for the clowns to observe there behavior and see one for yourself despite your hatred and fear of clowns
Yo boys wanna go clown watching and then take a couple tabs of acid and update our tumblers?
by Liam Byrne October 8, 2016
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