May 11

If this day is your crushes birthday you have to ask them out because the law says so and they have to say YES!

YOU: Hey birthday girl, I really like you so will you go out with me?
THEM: Well it's may 11 so I guess I have to

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December 11

The best day ever because it's my girlfriends birthday today. I love you Gerbil

December 11 is the only day that matters

by December11 December 11, 2021

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short person: bend down.
Tall person: okay, why?

Short person: *slaps tall person*
tall person: what was that for?!
short person : its December 11 😏

by December 10, 2020

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Slap the hell out of your tall friends

Short friends “slaps”

Tall friend “why did you do that”
Short friend “ it’s December 11th you bitch”

Short friend “slaps again”

by Skskskskskksks December 11, 2020

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friend 1: hey what’s ur bday
friend 2: march 11..
friend 1: ugly rat head

by sussybajaaloy January 23, 2022

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national bring your plane to work day

guy 1: "Hey, you know it's national bring your plane to work day on 9/11"
guy 2: "Yeah? Where do you work?"
guy1: "World trade center"

by rapey maximus September 11, 2010

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Detonating a low power explosive device (such as fireworks or an M-80) in a mailbox.

The Scoutmaster went one step too far again, so tonight he is going to get an 11:05.

by Penn Martin July 25, 2010

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