A senile grandpa who happened to stumble into the white house one day, raising the dead from their graves to cast votes for him. Frequently gets lost in the white house garden, requiring pathfinding redirection like a Skyrim NPC in a broken quest.
by NASCARJUNKMAN July 7, 2024
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Terrible acting skills and thinks just because he has a couple shitty hulu films he's better than everyone else
-1000 aura points for having an ex girlfriend 10x hotter than his skibidi ass
Probably reads gay fantasy books
Had like 20 songs written about him
Looks weirdly like this one picture of a sad cat
Weirdly secretive (might be hiding fbi information)
Might sell taylors armpit hair on Depop when rent is due?? Not sure
Terrible acting skills and thinks just because he has a couple shitty hulu films he's better than everyone else
-1000 aura points for having an ex girlfriend 10x hotter than his skibidi ass
Probably reads gay fantasy books
Had like 20 songs written about him
Looks weirdly like this one picture of a sad cat
Weirdly secretive (might be hiding fbi information)
Might sell taylors armpit hair on Depop when rent is due?? Not sure
Person 1: "OMG THATS TAYLOR SWIFT"
Person 2: "what's that yogurt covered hair ball next to her?? Did she get a dog?"
Person 1: "no, that's her ex boyfriend I think, Joe alwyn"
Person 2: "what's that yogurt covered hair ball next to her?? Did she get a dog?"
Person 1: "no, that's her ex boyfriend I think, Joe alwyn"
by Mamawaffles July 13, 2024
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