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John

HOTTEST MF ON THE PLANET AND PROB DATING SOMONE NAMED HAILEY
did u see that hot mf
yeah his name is probably john
by cockman720 March 15, 2023
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john

A stupid asshole who ditches someone ,whom they’ve been friends with for years, for a group of friends he just met through an old friend. He’s someone who thinks he’s better than everyone and has the right to make people feel worthless. He’ll be a great friend at one point but in a blink of an eye he’ll just avoid and ignore you until he has no one else to hang out with.

Fuck you and I hope you end up alone.
“Omg I’m so sorry I ditched you I was pulling a John.”
by Smartcrazylady November 22, 2023
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Papa Johns Man

A racist former owner of Papa Johns, who is insane.
by Guy who works at Denny's December 9, 2019
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John fallout

John fallout is the fallout universe version of the "John video game" trope, in which the main character of the game is named John, followed by the video games title, this is ment to generalize a franchise or character under a simple to remember name.
Me:"I love playing fallout 4, John fallout is such a compelling character"

Friend:"For real, I spent fifteen minutes making my john fallout look just like me"
by Danny P May 29, 2024
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Roti John

The type of person who is sexy and get men easily. She is very hot and loves to eat Roti
What is ur name?

Roti John
by YUAFYW March 13, 2022
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John Tobin

A very drip tastic man whos very enthusiastic, He provides god like abilities to life and will enhance you as a person by 10x. But do be aware he is going to go on his 15 (if thats alright)<--(no longer applies)
also the handkerchief is drippy
John Tobin is a very handsome and driptastic fella
by Charles Wilam Shirkling Wizard February 26, 2022
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John Gallagher III

He is the thiccest man in existence the sound of his asscheeks clapping is louder than Thor smacking the fuck out of a mountain if i was gay id tap that ass we do not stop until nightfall
Bro is that a nuclear bomb or is that just John Gallagher III's asscheeks
by IsBadAtMath November 6, 2023
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