Skip to main content

forum farting

The act of correcting someone else in a forum (internet or in real life) in a manner where no one else appreciates the correction other than the person doing correcting. Usually the person doing the correction is also factually incorrect.
I had to sit in on a meeting with the corporate executives today. They pretty much spent the whole time congratulating themselves on a job well done and forum farting on one another about technical details of a the project they understood poorly.
by cinnabunzable August 23, 2011
mugGet the forum farting mug.

shimmy fart

v. to leave an akward event or situation.
Shit was about to get real, so they shimmy farted before the cops came.
by Faker He-Man September 7, 2011
mugGet the shimmy fart mug.

fart parcels

When you walk about a room or area making lots of little farts one after the other while you walk.
"Oops, I've been leaving little fart parcels all around this room!"
by jambags38 September 26, 2011
mugGet the fart parcels mug.

farting snake

That girl's great with the fish horn and the farting snake.
by pentozali October 5, 2011
mugGet the farting snake mug.

spliced fart

A.k.a. "piggybank" or "cumulonimbus" fart. this uniquely-impressive anal-based audio-delight consists of a number of much-smaller farts that have been carefully "layered" or "stockpiled" inside Uranus, so that they create a single but super-humongous "eruption" whenever it is that you do decide to "let loose".
There are a number of reasons that one might create a spliced fart --- maybe you don't really produce all that much gas, and so you wanna really "make it count" on those comparatively-rare occasions when you do. Or perhaps you are a bit concerned about a certain place you are going and/or someone you are having to meet, and so you wanna "bring along a little spare ammo" just in case.
by QuacksO November 21, 2018
mugGet the spliced fart mug.

Fart Jacket

When you fart and it hangs around your body making you smell like said fart
Damn , Hugh just dropped guts. Smells like hes wearing a fart jacket
by Tahssa113 November 23, 2018
mugGet the Fart Jacket mug.

Hot Fart

When you sit on a hot furnace,and fart.You will feel hot air coming from your butt,and smelling horrible.
What is that smell? it smells like boiled spoiled eggs was that you Bob? did you just let out a hot fart?
Bob:Yeah,and my ass is burning i better get off the furnace.
by LI9 November 25, 2018
mugGet the Hot Fart mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email