Eye of Sauron

When you poke your wife or Girlfriend in the eye with your dick so she can't see out of it, then turn off off the lights and have here her try and find you.

Gave that bitch the eye of Sauron last night! She didn't even see it coming.

by A filthy Hobbit August 4, 2022

EYE

a word used in place of “I” to add emphasis where it would otherwise not be emphasized

EYE never called him stupid, he made that assumption on his own.

by numbuh5 August 6, 2022

BLIND STORAGE EYES

The same as STORAGE EYES.

A past that is never caught and reviewed.

It's time in this storage shed company to pull up the BLIND STORAGE EYES as through the SLATS you can see their CATCH.

How is that that BLIND STORAGE EYES effected to hide from everyone well I am sorry but your insurance will not cover ACTS OF GOD as you are going to. have to take up that past somewhere else and thanks for reporting your incident to the claims department as you will be receiving within thirty days a premium increase for being so honest we will send you a gift card of your choice from any of our INSURANCE CORPORATE CUSTONERS as have a nice day , we appreciate you living by the R.U.L.E.S. as enjoy also thanks for being our loyal customer , " HEY JOHN that got no choice we are the only blinking company that agrees to carry their insurance".

by NOBLE PEACE SUNDER EEE January 26, 2022

Fresh eyes

My Therapist for my 93-year-old mother as she comes into her at home and looks at it with fresh eyes and tells us immediately what we can do to improve it’s therapist for my 93-year-old mother as she comes into her at home and looks at it with fresh eyes and tells us immediately what we can do to improve it

Susan my 93 year old Moms Occupational therapist came into our home and With her fresh eyes told us immediately what we could do to enhance our dear mothers life

by Shitney1999 February 1, 2022

eye

A body part that helps you see.

"Your eye needs to be repaired"

by Nintentoo February 7, 2022

ank ou or ou appiest ear of my eye

ank ou or ou appiest ear of my eye

“Hey dude did you see that tiktok sound I sent you”
“Do you mean the one that goes ANK OU OR OU APPIEST EAR OF MY EYE?”

by tinynoseisbetterthanyou February 9, 2022

Mad Eye Maisie

Maisie, commonly referred to as "mad eye", is the name given to one distinct ginger. Often noted for her sudden interest in hand gestures along with the usage of two Italian words., the name Maisie actually means "Greek Margarita". Also known as "Kelly", mad eye is truly versatile in what she can accomplish and therefore is destined to become a spy for the CIA and USSR. Mad eye Maisie can be spotted out of a crowd due to her ginger hair(described as a rose in Goolia's famous poem) that is often paired with a nonchalant hair clip.

Person 1: Who's the ginger chick talking with her hands
Person 2: That's mad eye Maisie

by Goolia99 February 16, 2022