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Cat Crush

Typically done by 40 year old men, the cat crush is a sexual move with a cat. (Normally a house cat, but any type of cat will do) The cat must not be neutered, as you will need the cat to have at least one of their testes.

What the move is, you take your cat, and pin it down on a flat surface, then you take your hand (in a fist shape) and slam it down on your cats ball sack. This will cause immense sexual tension with you and your cat
Stevie gave his cat a nice Cat Crush, he's one hell of a guy!
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pixel cats

pixel cats: dont pull out daddy
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Cat

Cat? Cat? if you searched this you're probably very very lonely or are just stupid and don't know what a cat is either or
person: hey what's a cat?
other person: I'm sorry you asking me what a cat is?
person: ya so what is it?
person 2: you dumb fucking retarded ass bitch you don't know what a fucking cat is?
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Cat

Cat? Cat? if you searched this you're probably very very lonely or are just stupid and don't know what a cat is either or
person: hey what's a cat?
other person: I'm sorry you asking me what a cat is?
person: ya so what is it?
person 2: you dumb fucking retarded ass bitch you don't know what a fucking cat is?
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Heman Cat

A kind of Hema, someone who loves to drink cow’s urine
Hey, I met a Heman Cat today!~ meeting someone with a Heman Personality
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Straight Cat Piss

Expression/Insult of failing, being bad, or sucking
Wife,Husband, Tinder date, Ex Girlfriend, Bros...etc

Dude this food is terrible...”straight cat piss”

Dude this kid just killed me...he is “straight cat piss”
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Cat Scan

When you grab the inside of a females thigh and can feel her heartbeat.
Connor told me he gave Michelle a Cat Scan
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