cheese whizzed

When your abouta have a crazy ass fucking time with your friends high as a kite

Bro I’m cheese whizzed asf (used mostly by Hartigan)

by Cheesewhizzed November 11, 2017

Cheese

The combination of a man’s urine and semen making a sticky and slimy substance. Also known as “nutpiss”.

I was wanking my willy the other day and I had to piss so I accidentally released a big load of cheese.

by Peter Pumpsisdik November 15, 2017

cream cheese surprise

When a rookie tries to make banana pudding but forgets a step leaving chunks of cream cheese in the mix for everyone to consume

That rookie's banana pudding turned into a real cream cheese surprise.

*takes bite* Was that a bit of banana? Nope just cream cheese surprise mother fucker!

by Kazeemt1 April 20, 2018

green-cheese

Bizarre, off the planet, might have come from the moon.

Rejecting all the evidence, Tim stuck doggedly to his green-cheese conviction that the indigenous population had arrived only 700 years ago.

by Claude Ball November 18, 2017

Cheese grill

A sandwich with a cheese in the middle to two pieces of bread

I would like to order a cheese grill

by Allie4800 November 27, 2017

Wac and cheese

When you beat your meat so hard it produces a cheezy substance

Hey did u wac and cheese last night?

by rj colon November 30, 2017

White cheese

White cheese is a synonym for pussy (the female bodypart) in the Swedish language. The correlation is made through the famous white cheese “feta” which in Swedish sounds like the word “fitta” which is commenly used as a synonym for vagina.

“I ate white cheese today”
“Dude, her white cheese tasted amazing”

by Emmeboiii December 7, 2017