Fake news

CNN, MSNBC, Yahoo, New York Times, NBC.

Person 1: Wow, our president is so bad, I can't even get gas without breaking my bank.
Person 2: No, I saw on CNN that the economy is growing at the largest rate in American history!
Person 1: That's fake news.

by nxghthawk October 1, 2023

New York Cigarette

A term used to describe the act of oral sex of a male in public, typically in a dark alleyway or behind the nearest dumpster. The term is often used by American tourists in foreign countries.

Random person: 'hey could I steal a cigarette?'

American tourist: 'sure, but have you ever had a New York cigarette?'

by YabbaDabbaDooToo January 21, 2018

New York Shaker

The act of having sex with your girlfriend. Just before you ejaculate, she slaps around your dick while you jiggle her boobs and squeeze milk from them.

I tried the New York Shaker with Cindy last night. She loved it!

by KalloFox34 May 15, 2019

wet is the new muscle

Someone who is wet has a lot of tattoos, therefore doesn't need big muscles to be sexy, tattoos are even sexier.

He sure don't need any muscles,he's wet, Wet is the new muscle.

by Amyfl19 October 22, 2023

New holland

A big POS tractor made by some stupid idiots and its blue so don't get a blue tractor unless your names rodney or you have no brain.

What tractor do you have a john deere

How bout you a new holland

Oh fuck off cunt get real nd buy a better tractor

by grapelookingslut September 7, 2022

News Booking

The act of browsing local and global news web sites with the sole intention of finding something shocking, absurd, or intriguing to post to your social networking page.

Dang, dude, you posted some pretty sick stuff up on your page, I better lock down and do some intense News Booking tonight so i don't fall short on my Social Site Page Status.

by bxmith June 14, 2010

New World Order

the order that you make after taking look at the menu..

".. and my order would be the new world order..""

by alcopaul August 24, 2023