Nigger Penis 

Fat black dong, not very pretty and not very tasty, but long enough to recieve anal sex and blowjobs at the same time.
Usually found in a swarm above white chicks or in melones.

Hey guy watch out, there is an anaconda" "Relax, its only a nigger penis

Nigger Penis by kingdingeling3 November 16, 2010

walking penis 

a supreme ladies man, defined as one mojo powered pimp.

Damn! Mike is the epitome of the walking penis!

walking penis by mike tomorsky February 3, 2004

Korean Penis Jet 

Slang for the Pell Silverbolt 6 in the video game Just Cause 2. Named so for its notoriously small size, the dual engine aircraft, in comparison to most other aircraft, is like, as the name suggests, comparing a regular penis to a Korean penis. Very small. Also very fast, similar to the stamina of a Korean man.

"Rico was flying his Korean Penis Jet past that big-ass 747 the other day. That thing looked pathetic, but it was fast as hell!"

Korean Penis Jet by karinosai October 26, 2011

small penis 

brett dash has one

small penis by Anonymous June 25, 2003

internal penis 

Used to focus on and hold the urine in, when a person or persons must urinate very badly.

I must use my internal penis to contain my urine in before I get home.
Best used when going somewhere in your car, and there is no where to stop to urinate, your internal penis will never fail... trust me

internal penis by Bergesmurf April 20, 2006

lost penis 

"Lost penis" is when you are caught humping a chick by a family member (usually a parent, in-laws or girlfriend and/or wife) resulting in an immediate boner killer and great shame.

Sally's mom and I where doing it in her basement when Sally caught us. Well I suffered with lost penis for about a week until Sally's twin sister started dating me.

lost penis by Defcon 4 and waiting June 2, 2010

Musical Penis 

A sex game involving one man and several women. The object of the game is similar to musical chairs with the exception of the man's penis is substituted for the chair. There are a few variations in gameplay, such as the man lays on his back or is standing. Like musical chairs, while the music is playing, all the girls circle the man, and when the music stops, the girl who gets the man's penis in her vagina first wins the round. The reward for winning varies, but can include having sex with the girl first, and then waiting until the man is ready again. Play continues until there is one girl left. She is the loser, and typically must submit to having anal sex as a "punishment."

Sometimes, the game could be played as a sex matchup game instead, with an equal amount of guys and girls, and only one round.

Man:*in a room with a bunch of naked girls* Who wants to play musical penis?

Girls: Yay!!!

*they start playing*

Girl: Yes! I win! Haha! We'll be back in a little while!

*game continues until there is one girl left*

Girl: Aww dammit...I lose.....oh well! *bends over*

Musical Penis by Mr. Roflcoptergoes soisoisoiso May 4, 2011