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cum guzzling penis leech

Friend: dude my girlfriend is a cum guzzling penis leech she wants my dick all the time.
by Kiraimichealis August 26, 2018
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Penis

A part of a boy that a girl hooks on to make baby's
My boyfriends PENIS is so small
by OMG JAYDEN January 19, 2020
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Pickled Penis

The result of the act of leaving your penis inside of her over night immediately following coitus. Usually unplanned due to you being way too drunk to roll off of her and rarely due to the fact you’re way too tired because you wore it out three time prior. The end result is a pampered and supple dick that has taken on a refreshed glow, akin to that of one experiencing a day long spa treatment of sauna treatments, exfoliation, massage and meditation.
Bruh. Jessica is so fucking hot, last night I totally drained my balls inside of her and passed the fuck out! This morning I woke up still inside of her..Dude, I pulled off the pickled penis…hahaha, Dude, my cock looks and feels AMAZING! Wanna see?
by ChA.D.D. March 5, 2022
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Penis

Friend 1: Penis

Friend 2: *Laughs until he no longer has lungs*
by Shrekfunni November 21, 2020
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what a penis

A minor slang term coming from england made popular by the TV show Bad Education
Remdogs dad has a glass eye , what a penis!
by That one dude from ps4 May 29, 2017
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Penis case

A place your penis should belong no matter what. A place that will satisfy the penises needs. A pussy. 8===D~ {(.)}
by lemmesqueezeyourtits September 24, 2019
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Penis

Ever since I had a sleepover at Spenceville down I felt so ashamed to be around him his penis was so big
by Dababy694203000 November 23, 2021
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