hard knock life

When one is expecting reward, only to receive punishment.

Instead of treated, we get tricked
Instead of kisses, we get kicked

Me: Hey Mom, I took out the trash.
Mom: Oh good, now you can go dig for the recipe you just threw out.

Me: What hard knock life.

Me: Hey game developer, I found this crazy duplication exploit. As proof of concept, I duplicated a few items.
Developer: Market saturation! Permaban!
Me: Reporting bugs in this game is a hard knock life.

by Masogir November 5, 2019

pond life

When someone is really shit, just like microrganisms in a pond, just insignificant little mongs.

"Them emos sat by the bin is a pond life"

by JPuffer July 11, 2022

No Life

When you become so engrossed in a video game that it becomes your life.

"The first person to beat the World's Hardest Game without dying must've had no life."

by Ubeenbamboozledson August 12, 2021

life series

The life series is a Minecraft SMP series created by Grian, the popular youtuber. This game is based on demise, a hardcore minigame. The idea of the life series is that you have a set amount of lives, and based on your proximity to final death (your last life) you will be hostile or passive towards the other players. The Life Series currently has six installments, those being(in order): Third Life, Last Life, Double Life, Limited Life, Secret Life, and the april fools one-off, Real Life. The players include: Grian, Solidaritygaming, Smallishbeans, Ldshadowlady, ImpulseSV, Ethoslab, BDoubleO100, InTheLittleWood, MumboJumbo, ZombieCleo, TangoTek, SMajor/DangThatsALongName, PearlescentMoon, Geminitay, GoodTimesWithScar, RenDog, MCSkizzleman, and BigB/Bigbst4tz2. Many of these players are also active on Hermitcraft.

1: whats your hyperfixation???

2: the life series. Boat boys forever
1: what do you think about ethdubs and smallscar??

2: get out.

by >>----.s.s-.s April 3, 2024

To fuck the life out of somebody

When you have an abusive tendency to suck the life out of people, making them question their reality and leaving them fucking empty inside.

I've been in a long-distance relationship with a narcissist. He's been using sex to squeeze some money out of me, so that I would pay for him to come over.

He shoots back that he "really is going to fuck the life out of me".

To fuck the life out of somebody

by podoutboo April 8, 2024

life

something Chifuyu doesn’t have anymore.

Chifuyu lost his life after Rin killed him.

by Fermented Mai August 12, 2021

Nash's 3 laws of life

1) You can have a beer wherever you like

2) You can have a spliff wherever you like

3) You can have a line wherever you like

If anyone tries to tell you otherwise they can fuck off

"You're meaning to tell me you haven't heard of Nash's 3 laws of life? Have you been living under a rock?"

by DGdon May 7, 2019