John Flansburgh

A John Flansburgh is a sexual act in which you fuck a woman doggy style and then charge her $650 for the mediocre act.

Person 1: "I gave your wife a John Flansburgh in the bed last night."

Person 2: "A John Flansburgh? Are you out of your goddamn mind? It's a sexual act, and a fucking disgusting one."

by cockwafer May 14, 2024

John Bottom

The typical bottom, so bottom they're the john of bottoms

Person 1: I thought I was bottoming!
Person 2: NO I'M JOHN BOTTOM!!
Person 1: Oh okay I'll top then

by ShidouYaoi May 19, 2024

John Alternator

Discoverer of the alternating series. Recognized for being one of the founding fathers of calculus and loved by all students, in particular those in 5th period BC.

Nick doesn’t know who john alternator is!

*dissapointment spreads across everyone’s face*

by The Historic Record of Calc BC May 21, 2024

Little John

A boy who saved up 2 million for a house but when he looked it was only 2cm wide

Guy: Man I really need to renovate my house..
Guy 2: Dont worry, Little John will help you!

by Con_kae May 22, 2024

john

cop-lingo for a man who hires prostitutes

We saw him leaving the hotel room with that known prostitute. He's definitely a john.

by lala9978 May 23, 2024

John Ward

John Ward is an omnipresent being who boasts tremendous power and influence on the going ons in the universe. Renowned for having a bald patch on his head.

Man, that John Ward guy is scary as hell.

by FlamingBallsack69 May 24, 2024

John McClane

To have you or a member of your team go alone without backup against an opposing team of 4 or more... and then winning.

1: There's no way you can take them all on. Everyone else is dead.
2: Watch me. I'm gonna John McClane 'em.

by dieharddiehardlover May 27, 2024