Spank me hard

A euphemism for fuck me used to express frustration; not to be confused with the "SPANK ME HARD!" which expresses the literal desire to be spanked.

Friend: Dude, your parents just died in a fire that burned down your house.

You: Spank me hard! My xbox was in there.

by lemontwisty December 11, 2010

Oasis is dead to me

Oasis is dead to me ever since the lead singer died in a freak N64 accedent, and they replaced him with Fred Durst. Not only did they replace him with Fred Durst, they replaced him with the entire Good Charlotte band, featuring Fred Durst...








...and Ashlee Simpson.

My Wonderwall is dead, I'm gonna go listen to Linkin Park and cut myself.

by Meave Haters United April 29, 2005

Check me out

To get your money payed to you in a BIG CHECK

Hey I wanna buy your car...well check me out then.

by anonymous December 6, 2019

Roots me again!

Jamaican patois phrase meaning "give me a five", or "I'm back to my roots".

Roots me again, pal!

by Dino March 9, 2005

Rules for thee but not for me

Usually a phrase said when cops abuse their power doing things as if they're above the law, it's a saying when someone believes they have authority over the law to do whatever they want.

Person 1: "holy shit... did you see that cop just blow through that red light?"
Person 2: "rules for thee but not for me"

by latrelljennings August 25, 2023

Fuck me eyes

The look of Jacob muse

“Dude some chick just gave me the signature Jacob muse fuck me eyes”

by UrbanFuckMe June 19, 2018

cum on me daddy uhh yeah fuck me fuck me fuck me up the pussy uhhh yeah nigger fuck me fuck me fucccccccccccccckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkmmmmmeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

you scream that when someone starts crying at a funeral be4 it started

(pussy cries): weee... you: cum on me daddy uhh yeah fuck me fuck me fuck me up the pussy uhhh yeah nigger fuck me fuck me fucccccccccccccckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkmmmmmeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

by vonsgetback May 10, 2023