Get two beers and jump

When you are so fed up with your job that you need to make a grand "Fuck you all" exit, such as yelling over the intercom and jumping out the emergency slide of an airplane.

Flight attendant: "To the passenger who called me a motherfucker: Fuck you!" I'm going to get two beers and jump!

by dexi August 13, 2010

get your act together

1.) Get situated , get your life in order

2.) the nice way of saying hey you're shot togeather

Beyoncé " Don't talk to me until you get your act together"

Fran " don't talk to me until you get your shit together"

Beyoncé " that's the same thing you idiot"

by Pancake potato December 6, 2015

let’s get down to business

To have sexual intercourse with at least one party consenting.

“Let’s get down to business” -Jared
“No” -Claire
“I’ve heard from sources that it makes you feel better” -Jared

by Sources December 3, 2018

get off my porch

When someone tries to come for you and or take control of something and you have to correct them.

Susan: I don't like what you're wearing. That scarf doesn't match the shirt.
Jackie: Get off my porch Susan, nobody asked you.

by D.C. Proactive Vandal November 13, 2017

Get your shit together

Organize yourself in a meaningful way so as to actually accomplish things with your life.

Luke: My boss wants to fire me, my wife wants to leave me, and my house is in complete disrepair! What do I do?!
Earl: Dude, you need to get your shit together.

by MalumLibrum958 May 11, 2022

Get my eyes tight

Sprangs slang for getting high off Marijuana.

So I'm sayin I'm tryin to get my eyes tight today.

by Zeebs February 21, 2005

Get your own box

reference to Cheez-It commercial in which greedy motherfathers are instructed to stop moochin and procure their own delicious cheese snacks


In hip circles, refers to people needing to raise up off deez and get their own style, own man, own clothes and own fucking Cheeze-Its

1. Mom to Daughter: Hey Becky - lemme wear you new sweater.
Daughter: Dont think so Moms - you betta get your own box!

2. Friend #1: Damn your man *is* fine.
Friend #2: Yeah he's fine and he's mine so you needs to be
gettin your own box, bitch.

by Amanda April 12, 2005