get my finger paints

This is what you say when your about to pull a JFK. Your armed and dangerous.

Only 4 chicken nuggets!, Im supposed to get 5. Yo SnowMane, get my finger paints.

by Pistol Starta February 14, 2004

Get two beers and jump

When you are so fed up with your job that you need to make a grand "Fuck you all" exit, such as yelling over the intercom and jumping out the emergency slide of an airplane.

Flight attendant: "To the passenger who called me a motherfucker: Fuck you!" I'm going to get two beers and jump!

by dexi August 13, 2010

get your act together

1.) Get situated , get your life in order

2.) the nice way of saying hey you're shot togeather

Beyoncé " Don't talk to me until you get your act together"

Fran " don't talk to me until you get your shit together"

Beyoncé " that's the same thing you idiot"

by Pancake potato December 6, 2015

Get your shit together

Organize yourself in a meaningful way so as to actually accomplish things with your life.

Luke: My boss wants to fire me, my wife wants to leave me, and my house is in complete disrepair! What do I do?!
Earl: Dude, you need to get your shit together.

by MalumLibrum958 May 11, 2022

Get my eyes tight

Sprangs slang for getting high off Marijuana.

So I'm sayin I'm tryin to get my eyes tight today.

by Zeebs February 21, 2005

get off my porch

When someone tries to come for you and or take control of something and you have to correct them.

Susan: I don't like what you're wearing. That scarf doesn't match the shirt.
Jackie: Get off my porch Susan, nobody asked you.

by D.C. Proactive Vandal November 13, 2017

let’s get down to business

To have sexual intercourse with at least one party consenting.

“Let’s get down to business” -Jared
“No” -Claire
“I’ve heard from sources that it makes you feel better” -Jared

by Sources December 3, 2018