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am I the only one

A pointless phrase that is most often used on the internet.

It is used to whore for attention, because if someone is asking whether or not he or she is the only one, he or she should already know that the answer is "no," yet proceeds to ask anyway. Thus, "am I the only one" disguises a statement of opinion as a question.

It is also used to convince oneself that one's opinion is a unique, nonconformist take on things and everyone else are sheep (or worse yet, sheeple).
Idiot: Am I the only one who doesn't care about Iron Man 2?

Dude: No, idiot. Everyone else who doesn't care about Iron Man 2 doesn't waste their time looking for discussions on Iron Man 2.
by mynamewastaken April 17, 2010
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what is this i dont even

Random dude: hey gaiz i jus cught diglet snorlax went boom ate too much kickz lolz

Other dude: what is this i dont even
by ryanxwonbin October 16, 2008
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I shaved my balls for this?

A term used to express disdain for any unfortunate incident, especially after too much hype or excessive promotion.
After losing $200.00 at the black jack table Eugene proclaimed "I shaved my balls for this?"
by Myfartssmelllikepoop July 13, 2012
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i want my pizza

what you say when you want your god damn pizza
by Pizza man July 3, 2007
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I want to fucking die

Something mentally ill people type into the Google searchbar from time to time because they feel an intense sense of desperation and hopelessness but don't think it's serious enough to tell an actual human being.
Should I call a suicide hotline? Nah, I'll just look up "I want to fucking die" and see if a mass media corporation has any answers for me.
by nothing_helps September 13, 2021
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I rest my case

To say "I rest my case" means therefore that, as far as you are concerned, you've done more than enough to prove your point, and need say no more.
John: "You know your problem, Bill? You're far too quick to descend to insulting people who disagree with you."

: Bill: "Don't be ridiculous! That's the sort of thing only a complete idiot would say."

: John: "I rest my case..."
by Will-Xu March 17, 2009
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I don't speak broke.

A phrase someone who has AirPods says and uses it against everyone else to flex.
Person with no AirPods: Hey, what's up?
Person with AirPods: Excuse me, I don't speak broke.
by tmkkmt February 6, 2019
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