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The middle of the Urban Dictionary

The Center of the Urban Dictionary, where as long as people write more posts, sooner or later every definition will be in the exact center of the Urban Dictionary one day. As long as definitions aren't rejected.
"I can't wait until my definition makes it to the middle of the Urban Dictionary! Oh wait, it got rejected :("
by Anonymous Dankster December 2, 2017
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Urban

Uh! ‘Urban’ - the underground of the typical ‘Sub-urban’ or ‘suburban’ residential zone where ‘normal lives’ are SUPPOST TO BE TAKING PLACE and being lived. But we are not normal. us Urbans are the ‘off scour’ because we aren’t normal from conception. We spend most of our lives in front of Judges and avoiding police. Hint ppl, don’t piss off ur neighbours if they are in the mood for making little ppl. normal ppl don’t understand what we are! We are U, we just come with balls, that’s all! And cops know that. They have been ‘made’ to understand. Hence the guns etc. U don’t understand. Anyway, it’s 3am, time for bed little suburbanites! Bad things come out to play at night. Lucky we come out too. Save ur judgemental asses!
1# Have u ever seen that movie ‘The Burbs’ with ‘Tom hanker’
2# They made modern one ‘The Urbs’! With ‘The Rock’ & ‘chopper’ makes a few appearances.
1# wait, did’t chopper die?
2# it’s R+ rated. No wait, unrated! u can’t get it in any country. Outlawed..
1# ffs is nothing sacred.
2# I know right!
1# one day Urban living will change the suburban way of life for ever.
2# it has already begun..
by -dipshit November 20, 2022
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Urban Dictionary

DISCLAIMER: YOU MAY SHART WHILE READING THIS

The Urban Dictionary is the goofy website you are on right now. This is like the dictionary mixed with bing and google. Its like if the dark web and hell had a baby. why don't you search something? Go on...

Btw if you liked this definition, why not check out more goofy ahh stuff I make- if any of them were accepted- and have a chill day!
Person 1: ...
Urban dictionary: search something, won't you? Don't be shy to search something.
by shrekussy March 28, 2023
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URBAN DICTIONARY

A VERY honest dictionary about people you hate
Dude1: "yo your name's on urban dictionary

Dude2: "rly what does it say?"

Dude1: " you don't wanna know"
by Zeta, the real definition December 9, 2018
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Urban Dicked

Jokingly telling a friend about a word you created and then they immediately post it to Urban Dictionary, subsequently taking all the credit for your genius.
John you stole my word! Sorry Sara, you've just been Urban Dicked!
by Dr.XGirlfriend September 20, 2013
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urban dictionary

the place where you find the meaning of jokes and other stuff
Steve : Dude have you been to urban dictionary?
David : No but i went to your moms pussy
by ThatCatGuy April 18, 2016
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