County jail brown brief

County jail brown brief: the fresh white underwear that the county gives you to wear along with the blue shirt and pants.

Deputy : everybody line up…

Inmate: everybody get in line.

Deputy: tell them your size and go. Don’t hold the line. Whatever you get you cannot exchange it. Are we clear?

Inmate: large

Deputy: next

Inmate: small

Inmate: yo dept? Can I get a white one. This one is brown

Deptuty: they’re all the same. Next!
Inmate: yo dept. This one is brown. In the middle there’s poop on it…

Deputy: let me see that. Hold it up. Show me. Well what do you know. Next

Inmate: can I exchange it?

Deputy: nope. Wash it!

Inmate: that’s “county jail brown brief”

by Bigbirddebelen November 10, 2022

Brown Javelin

When you defecate on a dildo and throw it at a long range, your partner tries to catch it in their mouth.

"My friend stole her mom's dildos so we played a game of Brown Javelin."

by popkxw May 05, 2024

Havana Browns

Having severe diarrhea while in the caribbean.

"Oh man, I ate some bad meat during my spring break, got the havana browns and was on the toilet for the whole night"

by Perry The Platypus December 03, 2013

The brown sky-light

Two people, a glass table, and a lamp with a 60 watt bulb are required
1: One person lays underneath a glass table
2: person two squats directly above person one's face
3: person two shits on the glass ( person two may or may not choose to wipe)
4: person two puts lamp on table,turns on
5: person two joins person one under table to bask in the brown light💩🌤️

6a:UV bulb may substitute for 60 watt bulb for that nice natural brown tan

Her skin looks lovely under the dusky hue of the brown sky-light

by Mick diggler June 12, 2022

Leoni Brown

The original Cunt, from cuntsville.

If Leoni Brown works at your workplace, she probably heads up the cycle to work scheme.

by Get us a coke July 13, 2022

The Brown Eye Kiss

When you spread your butt cheeks apart, and your partner spreads their butt cheeks apart, you then rub your buttholes together

Me and my girl did the brown eye kiss last night.

by Drunken Hippie January 04, 2022

kelsey brown

Kelsey brown is a very sweet and energetic person, she will sometimes be rude but don't let that get to you. Kelsey is stubborn but she is also very honest in many ways.

random girl -OMG i just befriended a kelsey brown!!!!
her friend-OMG really!? kelsey brown is so sweet.

by makakak April 08, 2021