Big ole boy

Big ole boy is a descriptive term of endearment to politely describe a man who lives in the south who is either obese, morbidly obese, or bed ridden with obesity but has made no changes in his lifestyle choice to slow the rate at which he is becoming more obese because his own self image issues have caused him to believe that he is actually a total hardcore bad ass. Although slightly intimidating from an appearance standpoint, big ole boys are only hazardous from a physical standpoint for 7 to 10 seconds do to the lack of cardio fitness, and typically can be distracted by a double cheese burger. Big ole boys can be misleading because , even while powering through their 2nd double order of deep fried sadness, they will describe how bad ass they are and who's ass they were just about to kick, but in reality are going to kick no ass. East TX has one of the highest populations of big ole boys in the world as most big ole boys work for fracking companies and drilling companies either directly or indirectly.

Honey boo boo's mom is a big ole boy.

by stone definition August 20, 2014

alaskan big boys

The greatest squad around

When the girls saw the Alaskan Big Boys their panties hit the floor

by Alaskan Big Boy May 24, 2017

big red challenge

Big Red Challenge is when you lick a wrapper of Big Red gum and stick it on your forhead. It burns the skin and leaves a big red mark. It is very fun to watch your stupid friends do.

"I took the Big Red Challenge and my head is still hurting."

by kroberts8 September 22, 2008

big white telephone

Yet another replacement for the word toilet, but this one is generally used when someone is vomiting.

Willy had way too much beer, and now he's in the bathroom on the big white telephone talking to Rraaaalph.

by bill April 21, 2004

big pussy lips

The inner lips on a vagina that sometimes hang slightly lower, they are usually a pinkish or brownish colour depending on the woman. These larger lips make a woman more womanly.

"Guess who I shagged last night?"
"No way, it wasn't Rebecca was it?"
"Yeah man, those big pussy lips gripped my cock so tight!"
"She was lippy? Nice!"

by Oli the kinglol February 2, 2013

big bulbous penis

A penis that is very large or Shrek sized.

Shrek shoved his big bulbous penis into Harry Potter's orifices.

by Mebuscus09 October 17, 2014

Big Nigga Time

When a bunch of cops get killed by a nigger

That was some Big Nigga Time back at that bank

by BBC Swinger October 31, 2018