by qweerttyuiopasdfghhjklzxccvbnm April 4, 2023
Get the RUSH Emug. A.k.a. "a**h**e insurance". Refers to where you habitually bring a really intolerably-obnoxious human along with you on potentially-dangerous excursions, such as on an airline-trip, into battle or a "bad" part of town, on a road-trip through natural-disaster areas like flooding or rock-slides, into a hazardous-materials area, etc., to better your own chances of survival. The theory behind this practice, of course, is that whenever there is a widespread catastrophe or other mass-annihilation incident, statistically the "nice" folks are usually the ones who get killed, while the super-nasty inhabitants in the disaster-area invariably seem to escape with little or no injury. So the obvious conclusion would be that if you "keep your friends close and your enemies even closer" (i.e., always stay right next to the acridly-antisocial hombre who's accompanying you), the Fate gods --- who apparently like and favor the mean folks, since they always seem to spare them --- will be hesitant to allow anything harmful to occur in your vicinity, since they would not want to risk harming or killing one of their precious meanie-jerks, as well. Simple, but effective, and a lot cheaper and more reliable than buying death/accident-insurance.
The concept of the "a**h**e safety-net" is nothing new --- it's actually just kinda the reverse of taking hostages: while the latter involves keeping desirable people close to you so that their fellow humans will not send bullets or bombs your way for fear of hurting their abducted loved ones, the former strategy also utilizes the "human shield" concept, but in the exact opposite way... no respectable human being would give a rat's a** if your cranky-natured companion were eliminated ("Good riddance!"), but the Gods of Fate would indeed wish to maintain the well-being of such miscreant, and so they will feel forced to let you live on, as well.
by QuacksO July 23, 2019
Get the a**h**e safety-netmug. Person One: "I need serious help, but I cant afford it."
Person Two: "Dude, just go to an online forum and list your problems, E-Therapy is the way to go!"
Person Two: "Dude, just go to an online forum and list your problems, E-Therapy is the way to go!"
by captainbreeze May 18, 2009
Get the E-Therapymug. You best know if you’re walking down edgware road you’re getting cat called by every single freshie there. It’s mostly the moroccan and albanian dons that do it
Ooo look at my wife I met her on e road.
Some fucking freshie was whistling at me while I was walking on e road
Some fucking freshie was whistling at me while I was walking on e road
by wafflerrrr April 4, 2020
Get the E roadmug. this is an elementary school at 𝐥𝐨𝐧𝐠𝐰𝐨𝐨𝐝 and it consists of many types of people, such as ; da boys, fidget kids, pick me girls, dsmp stans, loners, normies, etc
the teachers are somewhat strict here and will normally like you, unless...
the teachers are somewhat strict here and will normally like you, unless...
by doyoueatpisstoo September 16, 2021
Get the charles e waltersmug. What you get when you type pi (3.1415926) on a calculator and flip it backwards, another sign of boredom
by Intelligent Ladder May 18, 2023
Get the 92651h1.Emug. by me when: September 30, 2022
Get the E. Jack Ulatemug.