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British rainy day

When a man ejaculates on a female’s glasses, and then wipes his penis on them, like on a car’s windscreen wiper.
Hey George, did you hear about Mark giving Emily a “British rainy day”?
by George and Emily September 27, 2019
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National swimmer day

October 29 is national swimmer day. On this day we celebrate our swimmers. So go say happy national swimmer day to all of the swimmers you know! Show your appreciation for the hard work/training they do every day.
“Hey look it’s a swimmer”
“Oh yea it’s October the 29th it’s national swimmer day”
“I’m going to tell them
by Jackson74 October 5, 2019
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Slap Griffin Day

A wholesome day hosted each year on October 29th. Whether you're the Griffin getting slapped, or slapping that same Griffin, at the end of the day, no ones actually harmed so don't be a little shit about it.
Person 1 "Hey Griffin! It's October 29th! You know what that means."
Griffin "OW! Haha, I sure do love Slap Griffin Day!"
by Angery Goomba Except not October 25, 2019
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National Gucci Day

When all the rich kids meet up and spend their parent’s money on Gucci.
I can’t wait for national Gucci day I’m gonna but so many things!
by BigBoyCeno October 3, 2019
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Mayo Slap Day

Mayo Slap Day is an annual event that occurs on January 9th in which you slap your friends with either a packet or a handful of mayonnaise.
Please note that cum is NOT a replaceable substance for mayonnaise during Mayo Slap Day.
by 1 Deleted Account January 6, 2023
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OFF DAY BEHAVIOR

I'm off work so today is strictly OFF DAY BEHAVIOR.. and acting OFF DAYISHLY
by Betty & Richards Boy December 10, 2019
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National Mgk Day

National Mgk Day is August 13th. Go celebrate the rapper on this date!
August 13th is National Mgk Day. This was confirmed by Mgk himself a made up date by a fan. Go love Mgk on August 13th! Mgk is amazing!
by KassWritesDefinitions February 26, 2023
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